retarded monkey fuck

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.

Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...

by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005

went retarded in his face

An act of defiance that gets an A+ for balls and a F- for brains.

What happened to Chet? An Angel was giving Chet shit so Chet went retarded in his face. Not very smart that Chet.

by knowman July 13, 2011

dumbass retard

A person who acts really stupid, and your not sure if he or she is a retard or a dumbass. So you just say dumbass retard.

Me: Shelly is a dumbass.

Friend: No dude, I think she's is just retarded.

Me: Well then she's a dumbass retard.

by Dylan Koppinger June 23, 2006

retardedism

Someone who is more than reatared and has a sickness of being stupid

I thick he he has retardedism

by Crazy@C May 20, 2017

retarded island

when you smoke weed and get fucking stupider then a retard

i am officially on retarded island after that blunt

by evan martin123 May 2, 2018

Retard Syndrome

It is a disease on 1 in 5 people. It makes them have a complete lack of social skills. Pisses everyone off and does stupid things. It also kills 23 brain cells a day. Increases chances of dementia by 60%. There is treatment for retard syndrome but there are ways of preventing it like not being a total dickhead. Retard syndrome is contagious if you are friends with someone who has retard syndrome.

Jimmy keeps trying to take are lunch money so he must have retard syndrome.

by Kakwkwk January 23, 2020

Retardao

It's when something is so mind-numbing, your face uncontrollably spasms into some sort of an ahegao, not out of arousal, but your brain malfunctioning. As if your brain is getting licked.

A similar thing can occur with extreme ASMR tingles, like Japanese ear-licking ASMRs.

*insert feather into your ears*
"Gwah-uah!! God dammit! Quit it!"
"Ahahaha! Your face pulled a retardao."

by somerandoCigarGuy May 17, 2020