A concept in physics concerning the counter-intuitive motion and mechanics of subatomic particles. Despite not applying to anything larger than an electron, quantum mechanics is often lamely invoked by pseudoscientists to justify whatever ridiculous phenomenon they are proposing.
by Zamzara October 24, 2007
Get the quantum mechanicsmug. by sam shaikh August 2, 2004
Get the Quantum Ninjamug. When you find yourself in the middle of a situation where you have no idea what is going on, but everyone else around you assumes you do.
The term is a reference to the TV show where the lead character is trapped in time and travels therein by leaping into the body of someone in the past, but having no idea who he is or why he is there. In order to leave the body, the lead character must figure out what "situation/conflict" must be resolved or wrong must be righted by the host body. The people around him assume he is the person whose body he occupies, so anything he does, the people around him think it is the host body doing it.
The term is a reference to the TV show where the lead character is trapped in time and travels therein by leaping into the body of someone in the past, but having no idea who he is or why he is there. In order to leave the body, the lead character must figure out what "situation/conflict" must be resolved or wrong must be righted by the host body. The people around him assume he is the person whose body he occupies, so anything he does, the people around him think it is the host body doing it.
"I just quantum leaped into a phone conversation with Karen. She started talking to me about something that she thought I already knew, but I had no idea what she was talking about."
by SLL1065 April 18, 2006
Get the Quantum Leapmug. by dudester January 14, 2005
Get the quantum physicsmug. These two words are used to describe something very desirable (whether it be a food, an object, etc.) that is just out of reach.
by Dayna_Rules July 28, 2010
Get the Quantum Twizzlermug. When you have a boner and lay down flat and start to spin on your peepee head and eventually you spin so fast that quantum mechanics break down and spacetime disintegrates.
Bill: "Hey man, I've been doing the quantum headspin alot lately. It sure does hurt!"
John: "What the hell is quantum headspin?"
John: "What the hell is quantum headspin?"
by jj the large jet plane December 30, 2022
Get the Quantum Headspinmug. Same theory as Schroeder's Cat, if you're blindfolded and fisting. You do not know whether you are fisting a vagina or a rectum until you remove the blindfold.
Have you heard of Schroedinger's Cat?
No, but have you ever heard of Quantum Fisting? Great time at my stag party.... I think.
No, but have you ever heard of Quantum Fisting? Great time at my stag party.... I think.
by Quantosexual December 7, 2018
Get the Quantum Fistingmug.