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Penicuik

Also known as Edgeville Tennessee, renowned for large metal scene. Birthplace and home of "Bob Fest," heavy metal music festival. Generally hated by all people who live there. Well known for alchoholism which spawned phrases such as "mangle-spangled" and "hooped" meaning to be paraletic from alchohol consumption. Home of the drinking club "penicuik booze hounds." also famed for many useless shops, such as numerous estate agents, funeral directors, dentists and optitions.
Them: you wanna go to penicuik? You: no, it's wank.
by iwantmoarf00d March 1, 2010
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satanic panic

When a group of conservative religious people, usually Christians, propagate rumors that something is satanic, demonic or evil. The propagators usually attack something for children, believing that children are gullible enough to accept every single thing as gospel truth. During satanic panics, major propaganda is spread, as the believers attempt to spread the message. In the majority or all these cases, the panic is irrational, but readers frequently accept these rumors as gospel truth.

Satanic panics started around the 1970s, when there was a rise in fundamentalism. They took full effect in the 1980s, 1990s and early 2000s. Today, few remain in the outside world, but the community is still prevalent on the internet.
Satanic panic examples:

1970s:

The Illuminati conspiracy was started by some person who claimed to be a Satanist, but was later proven a faker.

1980s:

Alledged backmasking in popular music, notably rock.
Some players of Dungeons & Dragons took the game too far and died, leading many to believe D&D was inherently evil, and that the game involved calling real spirits to possess people.

The Smurfs was apparently burning down villages in Puerto Rico and teaching children witchcraft.

1990s:

During the Pokemon craze, several Christian groups alledged that the game was about channeling evil spirits into children and that the type system (ex. fire, water) was teaching people into becoming neopagan witches.

Tinky Winky, the purple Teletubby, was apparently gay for being purple, carrying magic bags and wearing a tutu, and therefore alleged to make kids gay.

2000s:

Harry Potter was apparently telling children that witchcraft is real and encouraging children to become sorcerers.

Yu-Gi-Oh was programming children to become Satanists and Freemasons.
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Pubic Tumble Weed

Is general caused from neglect and faliure to properly clean either the bathroom floor, bath tub, or sink thus causing the hair to mangel together forming a pubic tumble weed
When I open the door to Eli's bathroom the waft of air generated from the door cause the pubic tumble weeds to dance frantically among the floor.

There where so many pubic tumble weeds in my grandmothers bathroom floor she made a wing from them.
by JDMARINE397 December 13, 2010
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pubic shuffle

A seductive dance that can get you an all access pass to his/her pubic regions.
Kyle: I did the pubic shuffle to seduce her...
Matt: how far did ya get?
Kyle: homerun bitch
by righteousconsumption October 16, 2014
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Crossing the Pubicon

The point-- after sleeping with a full shaved woman for the first time-- that one is disgusted by women with any pubes. Taken from the phrase "crossing the rubicon" meaning a point of no return.
After crossing the pubicon with Sarah, sleeping with Debbie made me feel like I was banging Peter Gallagher's eye socket.
by Gipple January 1, 2013
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panic your disco

To "panic one's disco":

An expression meaning 'pleasing', in a similar vein to 'float your boat'.

Derived from name of the pop-emo band Panic! At The Disco (who, in turn, got their name from a song of the same name by the band Name Taken). Since Panic! At The Disco's songs are so pleasing to listen to, something that is pleasing may be described as panicking your disco.
Does this music panic your disco?

She panics my disco.

This pancake is awesome! It really panics my disco.
by snozrap October 9, 2006
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panic pack

A six-pack (or bigger) of beer that is needed urgently. It's needed right away because you're all out and require more.
Don't worry. I have enough money to buy a panic pack.

I had to steal a panic pack after 2AM so I could make it through 'til morning.
by yes juanito yes November 29, 2014
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