All Star first baseman Lance Berkman. A Big Puma glides effortlessly, and moves with cat-like nimbleness around the bases. Big Puma would never, ever fall while running the bases. Watching Big Puma accelerate gracefully to full speed has been known to make grown men cry. Occasionally, if you listen intently, you can hear the Big Puma battle cry: Raaayyrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
Bases are loaded in the bottom in the bottom of the ninth and the Astros are down by 3. Is that Big Puma up at the plate?!?! No, crap, that's Everett.
by mrc123 August 18, 2006
Get the Big Puma mug.Dirty Puma is an espresso drink you may get from a barista to whom you have been rude, or whom you have otherwise mistreated. Barista shoes are often stained with the color and flavor of many spilled shots. Because of this, the slighted coffee-maker may justify the otherwise immoral action of pouring the rude-lingers shot through the said "Dirty Puma" tenny-runner, by concentrating on the unique essence and custom java drinking experience bestowed upon this deserving party.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.
Patron: So... do you think you make me triple layered soy half-caff carmel macchiato with non-dairy whip?
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?
Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?
Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!
by flashsync007 March 28, 2011
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Get the Yeonjun puma mug.1. When someone is joking and you want to remind them that it's serious business.
2. Something for real.
2. Something for real.
Mrs_Doubtfire: his face is purple
Cassy_007: thats not funny
sandy_pants: hes face is red
KEL29: this is real puma
Cassy_007: thats not funny
sandy_pants: hes face is red
KEL29: this is real puma
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Get the Chocolate Puma mug.nickname for Houston Astros baseball player/all-star Lance Berkman. bestowed upon him (tongue in cheek, yet good naturedly) by local radio station due to his "cat-like" movements around the base paths.
by wt johnson August 18, 2006
Get the Big Puma mug.A Conversational Puma is a loud and opportunistic member of a conversation. The "puma" part comes from the person's tendency to "pounce" on you when you are trying to tell a story with loud interjections like "NO WAY" or "I KNOW". Though its debateable whether the conversational puma is truely interested in what you are saying or if he/she is just patronizing you, the story usually ends up being truncated for no other reason than to avoid being loudly interrupted.
This word was recently pioneered on the radio program Loveline by Adam Carolla.
This word was recently pioneered on the radio program Loveline by Adam Carolla.
Jesus christ, I hate that Suzy. I can't finish a single sentence with her without her pouncing on me with 'OMG' or something like that. She's such a conversational puma.
by Skeeter McDougal October 4, 2005
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