Ninja Pubes

Ninja pubes is somone who has very little pubes , it's ninja pubes cause you can't see ninjas very well.

"wow look at those cunning ninja pubes"

by Harry Bee January 15, 2009

After Pubes

The pubic hair left in the bathroom after one shaves or trims for the first time in awhile. No matter how much you try and clean them up, they never leave.

"Common John! your after pubes are all over the counter...and the shower!"

"Oh shit, my after pubes are everywhere, I shouldn't shave in my parents bathroom anymore."

"Next time, I'm gonna trim my pubes outside. These after pubes in my bathroom are so annoying."

by ronald.p.reudolf December 3, 2010

The Devil’s Pubes

Known typically as Cilantro or Coriander. This herb tastes like soap and is used, for some reason, to ruin otherwise perfectly delicious food from every and all cultures.

The fresh guacamole looked fantastic until they covered it with The Devil’s Pubes.

by ComradeWinston December 17, 2018

Fiery Pubes

Pubes that have been doused in gasoline and then lit with a zippo.

First used in 1808 by the catsturbation monsters of the new jersey turnpike. They would light eachothers pubes on fire and then swallow big gallons of semen.

Good lord i have fiery pubes.

by Killa Monkey Fritters April 16, 2005

Pubes

A term used to express mild annoyance or disappointment. Used in the same vein as synonyms "fiddlesticks" or "shucks."

"Oh pubes. I forgot my cell phone at the house today before I left for work."

by MAFreeze November 12, 2013

leg pubes

Leg pubes are like normal pubes..except they are covering the upper part of the thigh. They essentially cover the genitalia, but also carry on down the the top half of the thigh.

"Bob was horrofied when she removed her skirt, as she had terribly dark leg pubes, which scared him off."

by Kattrox June 21, 2006

face pubes

A good way to describe facial hair. In most cases it is used to provoke a response of annoyance or humor.

"Edward aka EZE aka sexy man beast has face pubes."

by Faaii May 13, 2005