Kenma Protection Organization

Kenma Protection Organization, or KPO, is an organization put together by fans of Haikyuu and eternal happiness as a way to protect the beautiful, shy, sleepy bean of a boyo Kenma Kozume. KPO was made back in the literal creation of the universe itself by gods to savor the happiness and safety of Kenma.

The Kenma Protection Organization encourages the squishing of soft baby Kenma’s little cheeks.

by ILoveKenma October 24, 2020

Solicitating prostitution

Thomas kotalik saying

"please come to my office for a check up"

Its funny how thomas kotaliks allowed to lure minors to his office for sex with simply wonderful toys isnt that Solicitating prostitution

by Cody5050 May 19, 2023

Blackpool & Fylde Protection Camp

Our gang is bigger than your gang and you're on our turf

Blackpool & Fylde protection camp are going to chase Cuadrilla out of town.

by We said no December 23, 2018

Corona sex protection

When you are feeling un well and bare back your side woman and cough in her face hopefully Corona will kill her and the unborn child

Jed- rich did u Shag your side pice
Rich- yeah but think I got Corona so went bare back and coughed in her face two deaths for the price of one
Ged- that's some good Corona sex protection

by Psychic fuck December 12, 2020

self-prostitution

When you pay yourself $20 to give yourself a sad handjob

Friends: Hey what are you doing Friday
You: Oh, it will be a fun filled Friday full of self-prostitution and my jackintosh

by DankMaster420Blazin' March 27, 2017

Spunk Protection

Lip gloss or any other animal tested product that females apply to their lips to make foreign subtsnaces easily removable.

"Hey baby can I blow all over your face?"
"Yeah if you want to. Just let me put on some Spunk protection first"

by swerve the bird April 8, 2008

Surge-Protection

The act of retreating from a discussion on 4e D&D not because of points, but because of the lack of desire to discuss the nature of HP and healing surges as being non-magical and based off of the energy/morale/fatigue understanding of HP.

"So we were talking about classes, and someone brought up how they felt like the cleric was gimped because now everybody had magical healing. I decided I needed some surge-protection, and went to look at the WotC site instead."

by Braro April 11, 2008