poobell

It's when you've had anal sex and pull your penis out and see bits of poo crust on your bellend/acorn

Scott pulled his penis out of Antonio and says "Antonio love, you've given me a poobell again"

by stonemonkey909 October 12, 2006

Poobat

You take a shit in a small toilet/compartment, so when the next person walks in it will be like the getting hit in the face with a bat of poo. The smell is so bad it will knock you out.

Bill takes a shit after one to many burritos.
Jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.
Bill shouts "Homerun" and continues to watch Jay Leno.

by Kenny_The_Australian March 8, 2009

poobanger

when you stick your thumb up someone's ass,take it out and then suck on it

first coined by independent rock artist and overall chill father, "Mac DeMarco"

i think my math teacher is a poobanger, his thumb is brown and some of his pens smell like poo-poo...

by e_ijah January 16, 2018

Poobie

When you take a phat shit on a woman's chest and the poop slides between her breasts.

James gave Sara poobie's last night. Good thing it was solid.

by Anonymous C! February 1, 2017

Poob

The act of two people touching the ends of their index fingers together

1: Bro, pinky promise that you won't tell.
2: Nah dude, poob instead. It has more value

1: Why are they touching their fingers together?
2: They're poobing, bro

by magicmadx October 2, 2018

Poober

Poober. - Noun.

noun: poober,

The emergency hire of an ‘uber’ at the end of an evening of heavy drinking when the hotel is further away than the ‘hundred metre warning-lower bowel twinge.’

Entomology; first use in extraction of urine post Prague sept/oct weekend when a Mr Adam Gilmore experienced many close calls.

. “Can we not just get an Uber? I need a poo.” - Poober

by Rufus Maxamillion October 2, 2018

Poobat

Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.

"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"

stevo: ".....what?"

"poobatting, having a poo while batting"

stevo: "k"

"It's like killing two birds with one stone"

by stevo June 16, 2009