Swaraj Promise

To become a swarajist your promises should hold deep value and not to be taken lightly.
These are called swaraj promises

“I swaraj promise, I got my grandma pregnant.”

by CinnamonToastMunch March 20, 2022

The Bedford Promise

a term describing when someone promises to do something with/for you. then for whatever reason, or there may be no reason behind it. either cancels on you or stands you up.

"I'm going on a date tomorrow"
"Oh yeah, make sure she doesnt pull the Bedford Promise"

by Always Big Rich May 11, 2009

bullshit promise

the promise you make to someone who you really don't want to talk to you. usually because you have to do something important or you just really don't like that person. after making this "promise", you some how get tangled up in something more important or you "have" to leave right then. this is a perfect example of a "white lie".

ex. "Just a second, I have to do this first, be right back."

"I just dropped a fat bullshit promise on Karen."

by Pvt. Twitchy February 13, 2007

Promisex

A promise that involves sex. It could also refer to a promise that was involved while HAVING sex. Or, you know... a promise for sex later with anyone. >_>

Alan: THAT'S A PROMISEX! ;D Emily: OH BABY!

by Fap-Fap-Fap August 7, 2011

Prom Night Promise

When you promise your prom date that you will give her "just the tip".

"How did it go last night at prom"

"It was awesome! I gave her the prom night promise but she ended up taking it right to the base!"

by BagStank April 12, 2019

The Promised Neverland

Anime Chicken Run

Eric watched The Promised Neverland and thought of Chicken Run

by Wilted Roses July 19, 2019

Promised Land

My nickname for a woman's pelvic region and vagina. It's a region of a woman's body, and it is promised to almost every man. Hence, the Promised land.

After I turned 20, I hooked up with a girl and finally reached the Promised Land.

by Ryan J. February 23, 2005