mental hell professional

Flip reference to a psychotherapist who is obviously straight outta the nuthouse.

Seeking help from that mental hell professional allowed me to appreciate my own comparable wellness.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 28, 2019

computer professional

A person whose livelihood is derived from working with computers (either software or hardware).
Someone who is an expert in the field of computer science
A person with an advanced degree in computer science and/or computer engineering

A software engineer working in Microsoft is a computer professional.

by Class Instructor October 30, 2006

Professional Fraternity

A fraternity that is professional in nature, often linked to the business world. Professional fraternities are usuall co-ed and offer members the opportunity to network with professionals, enhance their academic standing, do community service, and have social outings. Being a member of a professional fraternity looks great on a resume.

Wow, he's in the professional fraternity Delta Sigma Pi, he's hired.

by Persian Professional December 26, 2008

proffesional crastinator

A person who is good at doing anything as long as it is not productive in anyway towards the task at hand.

Ironically a professional crastinator often realizes true potential at their actual profession

**Man Aoun is so good at procrastinating he should figure out a way he can do it while getting paid and become a proffesional crastinator

by Bskoks13 February 11, 2009

Profreshonalism

to be both professional and keep it fresh.

fuck those stale ass sound engineers throwing shade. where's the profreshonalism?

by dill dozer February 11, 2020

Professional Procreator

Any person or persons who consider the having of children as an occupation.

Trading their fertility for wages (benefits) and perks of the job (larger council house and car)

Slowly becoming the main profession of many areas of the UK.

"Whoa, Janice has had a fifth kid?"

"Yeah, and that means another 10 grand a year and a new house with a sixth bedroom."

"She's employee of the month for professional procreators..."

by AddictedSnapper April 21, 2010

Brofreshional

A master in the art of style and class. He understands that a man dresses for the job he wants, especially if that job is a twenty-something, billionaire yacht owner. This is the type of guy that wins his workplaces Best Dressed on Friday award just by showing up. He can even make working in IT look cool. He sprints up the corporate ladder like a track star and actually remembers the little guys when he gets to the top.

Isiah was dressed so brofreshionally today, he got a promotion and the secretarys number all in one meeting.

by Dan100Grand February 22, 2013