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Shit Processor

psychologyst or a friend who acts as such. A person who you can go to to dump all your emotional clusterfuck and they will process it and lay it out for you in a clear manner.
My friend is a shit processor. Everyone goes to her when the shit hits the fan.
by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 30, 2011
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Professor Bulge

Man with a killer bulge down in his pants. One look at his dick is life changing, and all the girls are looking at Professor Bulge!
Damn Professor Bulge is sitting right next to Angela, that lucky slut.
by Angela6969 February 23, 2019
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Professor Maryam

She knows what she wants. She is good at what she do. She is charming, sexy, funny, and delicious. 😋

She has such a positive charisma that everybody is looking after her. She makes the man with her the happier one in the world. She is so smart. 😇 She takes everbody's breath. 💞 She always knows how to surprise her love. 🥰
I believe she loves this quote from Romeo and Juliet play:

The glittering moments shine like virgin gold

I see that you love me. Ah! You smile because I see it!

The spirit of LOVE flies above us

by Kasra.soli May 11, 2020
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The Professor

The hottest being known in existence. Her very presence rocks the core of the universe. Her sheer strength is impossibly incalculable. Her kindness is enough to melt the coldest of hearts. Her voice is soothing like the wind on a spring day. A master musician and Godly chef. She is more fantastical than any rain, AND she got cake for days.
Did you see The Professor!? My skull literally exploded from her sheer attractiveness!
by wingedcurse August 3, 2022
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Duel Score Processor

A hoe that processes two cocks at the same time. One in the front and one in the back. These hoes can process up to 1.5 Ghz (jizz-a-hurtz) Dual core processors are the successor of the single core. And are considered a lot "faster."
Nikki: Hey playaz bring those hard drives over here and let this duel score processor take over!

Sal and Rob: I guess this calls for some sexternal hard drives! *high fives*
by Da Quizzler October 13, 2011
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Professor

1. Someone who secretly thinks he is dumb, and dedicates his life to making other people, usually impressionable young women, think he is smart using financial coercion and ultimatums.

2. What the soviets called "useful idiots", unwitting agents of the bolshevik agenda.
Typical College Girl: Professor, can you tell me what's going to be on the test?

Professor Castrato: Maybe if you visit me during my office hours I'll tell you.

...

Typical College Girl: Okay, I came to your office. Now will you tell me what's on the test?

Professor Castrato: Ya know, why don't you and I hang out more often? Do you want to go get a beer or something?
by im so damn bored June 3, 2011
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the professor

Street Balla from the And1 Mixtape Tour.
The professor just crosses a whole buncha cats and jaded them all.
by hitokiri October 4, 2003
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