psychologyst or a friend who acts as such. A person who you can go to to dump all your emotional clusterfuck and they will process it and lay it out for you in a clear manner.
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She knows what she wants. She is good at what she do. She is charming, sexy, funny, and delicious. 😋
She has such a positive charisma that everybody is looking after her. She makes the man with her the happier one in the world. She is so smart. 😇 She takes everbody's breath. 💞 She always knows how to surprise her love. 🥰
I believe she loves this quote from Romeo and Juliet play:
The glittering moments shine like virgin gold
I see that you love me. Ah! You smile because I see it!
The spirit of LOVE flies above us
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She has such a positive charisma that everybody is looking after her. She makes the man with her the happier one in the world. She is so smart. 😇 She takes everbody's breath. 💞 She always knows how to surprise her love. 🥰
I believe she loves this quote from Romeo and Juliet play:
The glittering moments shine like virgin gold
I see that you love me. Ah! You smile because I see it!
The spirit of LOVE flies above us
❤
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Nikki: Hey playaz bring those hard drives over here and let this duel score processor take over!
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by Da Quizzler October 13, 2011
Get the Duel Score Processor mug.1. Someone who secretly thinks he is dumb, and dedicates his life to making other people, usually impressionable young women, think he is smart using financial coercion and ultimatums.
2. What the soviets called "useful idiots", unwitting agents of the bolshevik agenda.
2. What the soviets called "useful idiots", unwitting agents of the bolshevik agenda.
Typical College Girl: Professor, can you tell me what's going to be on the test?
Professor Castrato: Maybe if you visit me during my office hours I'll tell you.
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Typical College Girl: Okay, I came to your office. Now will you tell me what's on the test?
Professor Castrato: Ya know, why don't you and I hang out more often? Do you want to go get a beer or something?
Professor Castrato: Maybe if you visit me during my office hours I'll tell you.
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Typical College Girl: Okay, I came to your office. Now will you tell me what's on the test?
Professor Castrato: Ya know, why don't you and I hang out more often? Do you want to go get a beer or something?
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