Prior

A little fucking bitch that can’t down a pint because it hurts their stomach. Priors are a rare case in humanity and can be reported to your local police station as it’s currently a world round effort to systematically weed these individuals from the gene pool.

“Is prior coming out tonight?”
“No. He’s a bitch”

by IHatePrior March 8, 2024

prioritisation

The phenomenon where someone only thinks unimportant things when there's no more important things that must be thought of.

During finals week, my friend's prioritisation kicked in, and she only worried about what snacks to bring instead of studying for her exams.

by Emotional Cruiser July 31, 2025

Poo Priority

(noun) When one cleans the bathroom, he/she receives the honor of getting the first poop after being cleaned.

Trent (yelling into the bathroom): Yo! What are you doing, dude?!

Jake: Pooping... What do you think, bro?

Trent: That's not cool, man. I totally had the poo priority for this week..

by C-RAHD1992 October 22, 2011

lowest priority

Shopping at Lowes Hardwareto keep Home Depot from getting any bigger, or richer. Although, Lowe's is just a wannabe Home Depot anyway, and not a roots mom and pop store, so, aside from cutting Depot out, it's a relatively meaningless gesture.

"Man the Zeller's Ace ain't got cement plank siding, and Home Depot's trying to kill on my business with their shitty contracors, guess it's time for the Lowest Priority next town over."
"Yeah, screw the Home Creep Show."

by Al Chohal July 23, 2015

de-prioritize

reshuffle the importance of objectives in the list one sets first

Administration managers rely in their planning on the previous feedback that they may de-prioritize previous objectives, and new planning is brought forth that new objectives are now the priority.

by Linguabridge LB.Beirut Lebanon December 18, 2016

cooper prior

a gay cunt with curtains who constantly smokes durries and jumps from chick to chick. he’s nice to you only if you shout him weed and sex. he has an addiction to his jawline on his snapchat story and shit talking his fellow peers. although cooper may be very charming to some, he will fuck with your feelings. he’s kinda short tho

“hey ladies, i just got a 30 bag, wanna get high and let me eat you out” - cooper
“oh cooper prior you’re so charming tehe” - ladies

by brett charlie April 14, 2019

Oberste Priorität

Der Akt zu behaupten, dass etwas an oberster stelle der Wichtigkeit steht aber dies offensichtlich nicht der Fall ist.

Wie z.B die Abiturprüfungen trotz einer laufenden Pandemie stattfinden zu lassen aber zu behaupten, dass die Gesundheit der Beteiligten an oberster Priorität steht

"Die Gesundheit unserer Lehrkräfte, die Gesundheit unserer Schülerin und Schüler hat für uns als Landesregierung oberste Priorität. " Yvonne Gebauer

by KiyoSig April 1, 2020