premasturbate

This occurs when out of the blue you have the urge to beat it, but are not stiff. Most of the time, this results in looking at porn to get you going.

I was fixing the car, and then i had a sudden urge to premasturbate. I went immediately to the computer.

by 99.5% of men have this occur July 10, 2010

premature intoxication

Getting wasted prior to leaving the house for a bar, party, or anywhere else you were planning on having drinks

Holy crap, did you guys see Craig last night? We went to his condo to have a few drinks before hitting the club, but he had already consumed enough vodka to cause a premature intoxication situation.

by 2dguy December 9, 2008

premature epublication

The act of accidentally posting a thought, link, pic, blog, etc. online, and not able to delete and repost because a thread of comments have already started in response to it.

Dammit, I sent out another premature epublication?!?

I posted a picture of my girlfriend, and I tagged her with another girl's name! Five seconds later I had 10 comments letting me know what a douche I was!

by mpdouchebag November 19, 2009

Premature Philjaculation

1) A medical term which describes when a man excitedly burst out the words to the chorus of a Phil Collins song prematurely or in the middle of a verse
2) the most common disease ever

Past Tense- Prematurely Philjaculated

Matty had a premature philjaculation of the words "Cuz you'll be in my heart" all over my car last night

by Dr. Day aka The Cheese March 31, 2010

premature insinuation

Premature insinuation is to give away or hint at something to early on, before you have the slightest proof or even know that what you are insinuating is the slightest bit true.

Detective Walsh: Virgo wasn't the one backing the money, now was he?

Suspect: What money....? Virgo is my dog...

Comissioner Tetley: Walsh, you need to get that premature insinuation of yours on a lock.

by RappersAreTheNewRockStars October 10, 2013

prehay

Prehay is a name from the Gods. That stands for Rich,sexy,good in bed,and a big heart.

Prehay your geat in bed last night.

by fufufu35353535 February 1, 2014

Premature Esnackulation

When you buy a large amount of snack food as a stash, then proceed to eat it all at once.

I try not to buy much junk food when I do groceries, my boyfriend suffers from premature esnackulation.

by JuggLife May 31, 2016