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Presentment

A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens.
Presentments are pretty much the only thing I don’t procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it!
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean October 22, 2019
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Pretendinitis

The humming of two high pitched frequencies voiced simultaneously by persons to the dismay of a third colleague/associate resulting in an appointment with an ear doctor.
He came down with Pretendinitis and had to leave work early.
by LiteralBeastSlayer April 17, 2020
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Preheating the Oven

A mental state of anticipation, specifically which occurs after one has consumed a marijuana edible, and before feeling baked.
“Are you fucking high??” “Umm, no. No, I’m just preheating the oven, dude. I only had that edible 20 minutes ago.” “Well then you’re just dumb. Also, nice Phrase, thou hast.”
by ScroopieNoopers May 28, 2020
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Presentation Ejaculation

When you are about to do a presentation you glance at someone you like and you see something that arouses you so you get a boner so you have to do the presentation so you hide your boner behind the cardboard presentation board you made last night in a rush and it keeps rubbing against your boner and now you have even more of an erection whilst you stare at your crush suddenly you feel like something's gonna come out and it's not piss so you cum all over the floor and every one points and laughs at you but you're happy because you don't have a boner anymore
by Joeym296 June 9, 2020
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Thick Presence

sparkly presence omggg but thick presence HOT COOL in other words :
sparkly presence my beloved is thick
by Eyeball(Roblox) March 2, 2022
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Thick Presence

A Presence that is very thick

In another saying: Presence seems to be very thick today.
Presence: A wonderful god that will always be with you. Presence can become very sparkly.
"Thick Presence where are thou?"
by Eyeball(Roblox) March 2, 2022
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Powerpoint Presentation

A slide show created with a program made by Microsoft. Its a simple program where you create a eye-catching visual for your audience while you eleaborte or explain your topic(s).
You are not meant to have lots of writing on the powerpoint rather dot-jots, graphs/charts, and maybe pictures.
The entire purpose of a Powerpoint is to provide your audience something to look at.
You might have to do a powerpoint presentation in front of you class tommorow, and you may be nervous. Just relax, take deep breaths, ensure you are knowledgable about your topic, and tell yourself that you'll do fine. :p

If you've done a powerpoint presentation before, you can do it again. Go get 'em.
by livelifegood June 11, 2009
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