sandwich position

When two guys are inside a girl simultaneously, with one in her front and one in her back

Joe: Kayla, Jim and I had a threesome last night. We were in the sandwich position all night long
Kim: Nice

by throw536 August 7, 2019

Microwave Position

One partner retrieves food from microwave while other partner enters them from behind.

Sam had Dee Lila in microwave position while shouting, " hurry up with my nuggets bitch!"

by Dee Lila March 21, 2019

Fuck-Positive

A better way of saying "I'd joyfully disassemble her"

The girl in the left is so-so but her friend is absolutely fuck-positive.

by Shadowrack June 28, 2007

Sniper position

The technique in which one partner lays belly down with hands on partners thighs to perform oral sex like a champ. Positioned like a sniper.

I was in sniper position when I ate that coochie for matinee hours this morning

by Wizardofbutt July 20, 2022

Positive Paul

1. Someone who is always optimistic and who always sees the good in things.

Dude: "Whoa! You just got mugged man!"
Other Dude: "Oh, it's okay. They probably needed the money."
Dude: "God! How are you such a Positive Paul!"

by Snurner101 March 22, 2009

assume the position

prepare to be physically humiliated

a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp

Mistress is very displeased with you tonight Donald.

Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.

Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!

by mandingoe May 26, 2004

long position

(FINANCE) a situation in which an investor stands to gain if a particular investment instrument (stocks, bonds, gold, real estate) goes up in value. One "takes a long position" with respect to a particular item.

There are several ways of taking a long position; an obvious way to go long is to actually own the thing itself. Supposing you are taking a long position on Intel common stock (NASDAQ:INTC), here are some other ways:

* Buy a call option for INTC, especially with a strike price higher than the current spot price.

* Write a put option for INTC, committing yourself to buy more INTC stock if the price goes down over the near term

* Buy a futures contract for INTC at spot (or more).

CAVEAT LECTOR: there are many _potential_ definitions of long position; I have given the broadest one available.

MICHAEL: I want to flatten my long position on T-bills.

ANNA: I would recommend buying a covered interest swap with another major currency, like yen.

by Abu Yahya April 10, 2010