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Poseidon’s curse

When you’re taking a poop and the turd hits the toilet water and splashes your butthole.
That poop was so vicious i got cursed by Poseidon’s curse
by Lil Payne September 27, 2018
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Poseidon's Kiss

When you stand up and tell your date you are going o the toilet, 'spontaneously' kissing them from a raised position, catching them by surprise and leaving them with a world of possibility, confidently swaggering away to de-foul the establishments facilities and contemplate your influence.
The date was rubbish up until he courageously landed a Poseidon's Kiss.
by naked jen November 2, 2018
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poseidons kiss

Dropping a log on the toilet and the water splashes back up onto you
Uh oh, I just got a Poseidons kiss
by Lifnfnfnfnfnsjahahhaga October 13, 2023
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poseidon

catholic, pagan, fake faleshood holding a pitchform which is supposed to be the ruler of water, earthquakes, and horses but it's not because it's actually a made-up story that was invented in grease, it's just hair grease, no not really, it came from the country they call greece, its called greek
"You're giving me poseidon right now. Lots of poseidon."
"Well that's mighty catholic of me."
"It fits you."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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Poseidon’s Hickie

Poseidon’s Kiss, but after you have peed in the toilet.
Person 1: *screaming*
Person 2: What’s going on? Did you get hit with Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: No, it’s something much worse
P2: What could possible be worse than Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: It’s Poseidon’s Hickie!
by The Holy Lord Of Bacon May 8, 2020
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Poseidon Studios

An awesome YouTuber who is very likeable and nice as well as an awesome dude all the time
Guy 1: Have you talked to Poseidon Studios?

Guy 2: Yes, I have, he is very chill
by Poseidon Studios September 23, 2022
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Poseidon Powder

the secret formula to the krabby patty in Sponge Bob which is cocaine.
The secret formula in the Krabby Patty is Poseidon Powder
by dgfdgdgsdgttttttt December 21, 2021
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