Rootbeer Poptart

this is a nickname for faggots who eat nasty shitflavored foods like nasty shut rootbeer poptarts

Nelson you Fucking rootbeer poptart faggot you're fuckin nasty you stupid shitface eatin nasty shit Boi

by Batmans_layer May 09, 2017

PENIS POPTART

The act of inverting your penile flesh within your large scrotal gap with the index finger and continue to push until the act of tickling your own prostate is achieved.

OMG DaD we just witnessed the penis poptart, why didn't you tell us about it sooner

by BoringAnusEsquireThe3rd November 03, 2020

poptart buddies

The definition of besties.

The poptart buddies are always together.

by Poptart372 November 23, 2016

poisoned poptart

When a female becomes infected with and std, her poptart is now poisoned.

"I was gonna tap dat but then I realized she had a poisoned poptart."

by gnk333 February 14, 2017

Chocolate poptart

Eating this means you eat ass

Nathan loves chocolate poptarts.

by Dom_me_plz April 25, 2019

Crunchy poptart

An unwashed, dry, semen caked-up vagina.

After a long night at the gangbang, her crunchy poptart gave my penis road rash.

by DirtyDenimDawn March 05, 2018

Closet Poptart

A person who was believed to be straight for a long period of time who suddenly "comes out of the closet," in an unexpected and rapid manner.

I thought Jim was a playboy who railed dimes every day, untill he gave all the guys head at Becky's sweet 16. Fucking closet poptart!

by WebstersXXX January 11, 2015