Phrase meaning "I'll have sex with you" with a cleaner wording. Pop and tart can be replaced with other words like "I'll jack n your box" or "I'll cream your cheese" etc.
Random kid: "I could really go for a poptart right about now!"
Cool kid: "I'll pop your tart!...hehehehehhe"
Cool kid: "I'll pop your tart!...hehehehehhe"
by cgett69 September 23, 2011
Slang for sexual intercouse, ie pop tart being the penis and oven being the vagina, the inside of the pop tart being gooey and the oven being warm adding to the imagery of the sexual innuendo
*fuckboi making a move on a very wasted girl at a club* hey Brittany let's put the pop tarts in the oven *proceeds to take Britany to his bed and put his penis in her vagina*
by Elliottestarryeyes February 10, 2017
Greg: Is she dating a guy her own age?
Tex: No. She's dating a guy old enough to be her dad for the perks; she's a pop tart.
Tex: No. She's dating a guy old enough to be her dad for the perks; she's a pop tart.
by Balzacfan July 14, 2023
by thisisbikesexual December 02, 2017
that pop tart doesnt know whats good for him... if i see him in here one more time for sealing sudafed, ima steal his cheese dip and tuna!
by nobodycaresaboutdirtypoptarts March 17, 2019
A tasty snack to be consumed in a work place bathroom while sitting on the toilet. This allows the person to achieve an additional break when it is most likely an undesirable time and they should be working.
Person 1- Where is Alice?
Person 2- Taking a her daily pop-tart break.
Person 1- Oh man thats gross!
Person 2- Taking a her daily pop-tart break.
Person 1- Oh man thats gross!
by MelRanAway February 16, 2012
yah, i woke up, checked the time, and rushed out of bed to get to class. I only had time to eat a pop tart... like testerday
by lIl0FISH March 06, 2018