Pooting

Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.

Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.

“Hey Jim. Are you about today? Fancy a pint?”

“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”

by SirDingleberry August 23, 2021

Pootintato

A bribe or favor from Vladimir Putin given with the intent to manipulate and control.

Trump ate way too many Pootintatoes on his ascendancy to his Putin-puppet throne, likely with extra poo.

by Tahobo December 11, 2021

pootinskoot

Means auntie or my auntie

Pootinskoot- noun auntie

by Tooth’s slide July 23, 2023

pootin

the act of a fat girl on a vespa; usually ends in her falling off

While lootin' for a parking spot, I spotted a pootin' on her Vespa, pollutin' the air with her tootin

she came pootin through town like a bullet train in a buffet line.

by scruffy February 1, 2024

pootin

the act of a fat girl on a vespa; usually ends in her falling off

While lootin' for a parking spot, I spotted a pootin' on her Vespa, pollutin' the air with her tootin

she came pootin through town like a bullet train in a buffet line.

by scruffy February 1, 2024

Anggrek Mekar Pontianak

Figurative term of "rosebud". There's no actual correlation between "anggrek mekar" (blooming orchid) in Pontianak city with rosebud. The term may be created by a troll to give people curiosity and lead them to see a picture of rosebud. This term is part of gay jokes in Indonesia.

A: Coba search Anggrek Mekar Pontianak
B: Bjirr bisa gitu ya pantat nya 😐

by IndonesianCulture July 2, 2024