poopsie

When I poop in a republican's smoothie, I call it a poopsie.

That arrogant republican really enjoyed that poopsie that I prepared him. He even made that gurgling sound at the end with his straw. Hilarious! I hope he gets worms in his shit.

by Running out of patience May 20, 2010

poopified

What happens to food when it goes through one's digestive system.

The food he ate got poopified when it made it's way through his intestines.

by ScarecrowYouKnow October 24, 2010

paper poopies

The frilly edges of lined paper that has been torn from a notebook.

Don't turn in any assignments with paper poopies.

by kenzieluv93 April 21, 2011

poopie hole

(n.) A juvenile term for the anus.

See scatoody.

Doctor: "You may not be constipated. Your poopie hole just won't open far enough. All we can do is provide full-length cock-stabbing penetration of your well-rimmed and squeaky-clean anus with massive enemas."

Patient: "Oh, bless you doctor! How can I thank you?"

Doctor: "You can't. But your insurance company will. Have a nice day."

by Rick Roberson May 11, 2009

poopie

That sux.

Carl:Can you come to my party??
Rhonda:Sorry i have work to do.
Carl: Oh poopie!!!

by Veroncia November 17, 2003

Ghost Poopie

The poop to which you sat down on the toilet, felt and saw your poop come out..but as soon as you stand up, there's no poopie in the toilet! When you whipe, theres no poopie on the toilet paper either!

Person1: I pooped but it's not in the toilet bowl! Is it magic?

Person2: No, it's a ghost poopie.

Person1: Wait..Why are you in the bathroom with me?

Person2: Awkward....>.>

by vyngenceinside June 29, 2008

Soupy Poopie

The intense and sudden release of bowel movements; creating an explosive (sometimes messy) bowl of poop. Soupy Poopie often comes unexpected, thus creating a sticky situation. Several causes of this common and unpleasant bodily function are; excessive drinking, bad Mexican food or "water", certain allergies and the extreme use of chewing gum. This catastrophic event on the body is like a fire drill for your "waste management team".

"Dude, DO NOT go in that bathroom I just unloaded a soupy poopie!"

"I drank so much last night, but after that huge soupy poopie there's not an ounce of alcohol left in me!"

by Scott O'Brien May 23, 2008