Bruised the porcelin

When multiple flushes will not remove everything on the inside of a toilet after taking a dump. This can be particularily embarrassing at a house party where there's a single bathroom that everyone is using.

Dude, I couldn't help myself...I had to go. Unfortunately I bruised the porcelin and had to use some toilet paper to finish the job the toilet couldn't.

by jimbobf June 29, 2011

Porcelain horse collar

The sexual act of bending a woman over the toilet and sticking her head through the toilet seat while having doggy-style intercourse, thus creating the illusion of a horse collar.

Dude, I met this freaky chick at the bar last night. I took her home and gave her a porcelain horse collar.

by The REV-LSMC October 26, 2010

Porcelain python

A very large shit, often cause grunting, pain, or a loud splash

"I ate some peanuts and then some ballpark franks, gave me a porcelain python straight outta the burmese jungle

by blackpowder1776 June 10, 2010

porcelain kiss

Term used when a man is on the toilet and the penis touches the cold inside wall of the toilet.

Was taking taking a shit and everything was ruined with the porcelain kiss.

by anymm July 9, 2014

Porcelain Club

Similar to the upper decker but requires much more skill, balance, and dexterity. It also requires a lot more clean up. The toilet used for this act requires a seat AND a lid to create the full effect. The act of defecating on the lip or edge of the toilet bowl, then after log is carefully laid, gently close the seat and lay another log on the seat directly above the first one. Once that is accomplished, gently close the lid and create a multi layered turd sandwich otherwise known as the Porcelain Club.

Ed thought it would be funny to leave an upper decker at my house. I took revenge my to the next level by leaving a Porcelain Club at his house.

by bjhawk August 21, 2018

Porcelain seal sex

When you go from the shower, straight to the bed and don’t dry off and proceed to have sexual intercourse.

“Hey babe, you wanna have

porcelain seal sex tonight”
“hell yeah i do”

by Yeetson September 12, 2020

Pooncelphobia

When someone is hateful towards a "pooncel" because they are ignorant or just afraid, disgusted, or turned on. OR maybe both. And ashamed of that. It's just blatant bigotry and it's not okay.

"I'm tired of hearing about rants of pooncelphobia online. Dafuq?"

by zigx February 23, 2023