by Rhino hard August 10, 2016
Get the turtle head poking mug.1. The actual act of giving two dudes hand jobs, simultaneously.
2. More commonly used in reference to the location of ones girlfriend when in all actuality you have no idea where she is.
3. A way for someone to move up the ladder of life, often seen in corporate America.
2. More commonly used in reference to the location of ones girlfriend when in all actuality you have no idea where she is.
3. A way for someone to move up the ladder of life, often seen in corporate America.
1. Did you hear about Ashley, she was caught Ski Poling some guys in the bathroom.
2. A:Dude where your woman?
B:I don't know, probably Ski Poling some dudes for jager shots.
3. A: Damn, Ashley is moving right up in the world.
B: It's amazing what you can accomplish when you ski pole old dudes!
2. A:Dude where your woman?
B:I don't know, probably Ski Poling some dudes for jager shots.
3. A: Damn, Ashley is moving right up in the world.
B: It's amazing what you can accomplish when you ski pole old dudes!
by DFaFH July 7, 2007
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Poking Ass (verb) used to describe someone who is taking forever, probably because they are just sittin there poking their ass
-Where the fuck is Ziggy I wanna hit up this rager soon, I need to get my dick wet!
--He is poking ass right now, I have no idea what is taking him so long
-shiit
--He is poking ass right now, I have no idea what is taking him so long
-shiit
by WestTXLion September 4, 2009
Get the poking ass mug.Fake pooing is the acitivty/hobby you undertake when you're bored at work and want to go kill some time, but actually have to need to use the toilet
Fake pooing usually involves one (or more) of the following
using your phone to text/play games
reading the newspaper
drinking a cup of tea
jerking one off
Fake pooing usually involves one (or more) of the following
using your phone to text/play games
reading the newspaper
drinking a cup of tea
jerking one off
'I'm was really bored today, so I went into trap 3 to play some Tetris on my phone and do some fake pooing'
by Kevon DJ September 14, 2006
Get the fake pooing mug.v. 1. the act of making quick or abrupt thrusts with a sharp object (e.g. penis)
2. the act of striking a person with a short straight blow
2. the act of striking a person with a short straight blow
by Cristal December 10, 2003
Get the Poking mug.When two friends partake in the viewing of pornographic material without partaking in autosexual acts (i.e masturbation). Coined in the FX television show Wilfred. The man from whom Elijah Wood's character stole from but was told he didn't suggests porning out with his new found pal. Elijah Wood feels very uncomfortable.
by Ian Motherfucking Curtis July 8, 2011
Get the Porning Out mug.Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.
by Fav May 1, 2008
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