pone deaf

Pone deaf (medical definition): The final stage of a debilitating ear infection thought to be caused by excessive hair gel use and inappropriate humor. Symptoms include the purchase of superfelous designer clothing, uncontrolled fast food b...inging and terret like use of the words "dude" and "awesome"

The disease strikes young men in their 20's and characteristically goes unnoticed by these men. The infection is slow progressing but all known cases eventually lead to total Pone deafness.
Used in a sentence: The Annual telethon to raise awareness of the pone deaf could not cure lil' Jean Pierre of his inability to realize the joke was in fact on him.
by jaypce December 08, 2010
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A pone is another word for phone used mostly by kids that play too much.
Where's my pone?
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Extra visible fat deposites on a human knee.
A morbidly obese person has large pones on their knees.
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To defeat or destroy in a decisive, humiliating, and ofen sexual manner. Troublesome youths have taken to informing authority figures that it is slang for "to be given an award", so that they can use it in place of more common swear words within earshot of disciplinary characters.
That guy in the unitard got absolutely poned in the wrestling match!
by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023
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A Close Friend, Dude, Bro, or Homie
Eh Pone, what's up?

The word originated from Malayalam, the language spoken in Kerala, India.
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These are the saggy, sweaty, smelly gods of the male genitals.

Apart from the penis, the pones are the most exciting thing you could have near, on or in your face. They taste and feel like a piece of heaven
Guy 1: This dude has major pones
Guy 2: On God!
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pone is the result of baking cornbread in an iron skillet. It is attributed to people in the backwoods country of the southeastern United States of America.
Example: I made/baked a pone of cornbread yesterday that we had for supper.
by Bepitt February 11, 2022
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