Pomosexual

Like the current use of "queer," but for assholes.

Adam: "I used to think I was bi, but I realized that sexuality is so much more complicated than that. What does that make me?"

Dave: "Queer?"

Adam: "But I'm also a sesquipedalian circumloquacious obscurantist douchebag, and I want to keep my liberation confined to the academically privileged."

Dave: "Oh! You're totally pomosexual."

by Colorless green idea January 19, 2010

POMS

Piece Of Monkey Shit

Ashley is a POMS

by POMS master November 6, 2012

pomosexuality

When an individual has no affinity for any sex, only love for pomegranates.

*picks up pomegranate*
*squish*
*Squish*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
"unnnnnnnnnnnggg"

*Girl walks in*

"NOT AGAIN! How the fuck did you get in my house?...Damn pomosexuality"

by slicedkiwis September 28, 2013

Potastrophe

A catastrophe you have with your Pot

Mark ripping the last paper is a Potastrophe

by Iron Gump October 31, 2004

pompassador

a pompous ambassador

Every morning I see the pompassador being chauffeured in a limo to the coffee shop two blocks away. (True story.)

by Supercraptastic March 10, 2011

Pomalin

A really nice and friendly guy. He is usually also good with the ladies and has great swag. Also a good friend. A all around good person to be with.

Pomalin is awesome

by trlh10 September 24, 2011

pompassitude

Pompous asshole attitude.

He's so full of himself, he's got some serious pompassitude.

by audmiketx July 12, 2013