Pokemon

A show where children around the world waste their lives watching animated kids trap innocent, mutated, magical animals in balls the size of their fist. Many of the kids in Japan experienced seizures when watching an episode with thousands of bright red and blue flashing strobe lights causing many with brain damage and some in the hospital.
Pokemon: An immortal kid catches innocent creatures and fights them
by Ash is immortal September 25, 2015
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Pokemon is a game that was made in 1981, it is still going strong with 18 planned remakes.
You: Pokemon is a bad game...
Me: OMFG IGN RATED POKEMON HEARTGOLD 8/10!!! ROBLOX IS ONLY 7.5/10!!!
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A videogame/Television Series/Movie Series/Trading Card Game/Cash Cow for Nintendo, in which young people feel compelled to go around and beaat up the little creatures, called "Pokemon," and then capture them to be used in later beatings.

by Matt The Man October 20, 2007
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Gay jamaican anal sex. The word 'Pokemon' must be said with a jamaican accent for this to make sense.
That bombaclot is a real pokemon lover.
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Means "monster in a ball" (from what a japanese exchange student told me). It is in the form of video game and anime. People used trade pokemon cards as well until they were banned at my school.

I don't really care for pokemon and when it was on tv in 1999 and beyond, I vaguely followed the storyline as a 6 year old child. But my brother loved it.
Person 1: Shh, Pokemon is on, let's watch Team Rocket get blasted into the air for the millionth time after trying to steal pikachu for the millionth time
Person 2: I'm outta here. I can't stand Brock's squinty eyes.
by who r u? April 18, 2009
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Another word for Sex. Derived from "Poke"
"What are you getting into tonight?" "Pokemon"
by JohnByrd October 10, 2007
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When someone’s nudes are leaked and traded
Homie 1: Bro did you see Ashley’s Pokemon

Homie 2: yea that shit was nice
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