A show where children around the world waste their lives watching animated kids trap innocent, mutated, magical animals in balls the size of their fist. Many of the kids in Japan experienced seizures when watching an episode with thousands of bright red and blue flashing strobe lights causing many with brain damage and some in the hospital.
by Ash is immortal November 9, 2015

by Cjreeve404 June 1, 2018

A videogame/Television Series/Movie Series/Trading Card Game/Cash Cow for Nintendo, in which young people feel compelled to go around and beaat up the little creatures, called "Pokemon," and then capture them to be used in later beatings.
Yo, Let's go play Pokemon!
by Matt The Man November 6, 2007

Gay jamaican anal sex. The word 'Pokemon' must be said with a jamaican accent for this to make sense.
by Opencrate1987 February 11, 2017

Means "monster in a ball" (from what a japanese exchange student told me). It is in the form of video game and anime. People used trade pokemon cards as well until they were banned at my school.
I don't really care for pokemon and when it was on tv in 1999 and beyond, I vaguely followed the storyline as a 6 year old child. But my brother loved it.
I don't really care for pokemon and when it was on tv in 1999 and beyond, I vaguely followed the storyline as a 6 year old child. But my brother loved it.
Person 1: Shh, Pokemon is on, let's watch Team Rocket get blasted into the air for the millionth time after trying to steal pikachu for the millionth time
Person 2: I'm outta here. I can't stand Brock's squinty eyes.
Person 2: I'm outta here. I can't stand Brock's squinty eyes.
by who r u? April 18, 2009

by JohnByrd October 25, 2007

by EsketitEskeet May 29, 2018
