Pisstified

Being so profoundly pissed off that you are in turn mystified. Usually used in situations that involve the destruction of physical property or the utmost douchebagary.

The sheer complexity of his son's drug syndicate left Bill pisstified.

Jacob's uncanny ability to disrupt any conversation solely with moronic questions left Marc pisstified.

by Mathias the Wombat March 22, 2011

Pisstribution

1. The action of sharing piss out among a number of recipients, usually for money, and usually to thwart drug testing.
2. The way in which piss is shared out among a group or spread over an area.

The new marijuana laws in Colorado are likely to drastically increase pisstribution.

by SubOne November 7, 2012

Pisstation

The word pisstation is used to describe the action of being pissed in excess. Pisstation is what happens when someone is beyond pissed. They are pissed to the point of pisstation.

John's cell phone fell in a sink full of water. This is the third time John's phone has been destroyed within a year. John was pissed off to the point of pisstation. He was pissed to the highest level.

by Ta-Casso January 20, 2014

pisstiff

When you achive an erection from having a full bladder.

"Damn I was so pisstiff this morning, I guess i shouldn't have had those beers before going to bed"

by andycdshabajaba February 20, 2014

Piseth Seyanut

nation’s favorite person, she’s also my favorite, i love her selfies and cute texts. she’s very much my bestfriend.

omg piseth seyanut is so awesome!!

by jen ~ October 3, 2021

wagwan piffting lemme get your bbm pin

wagwan = whats up
piffting = hottie (girl)
bbm = black berry messenger

so back in the days when blackberries still were a thing you had to get a code to DM someone. so this is actually just a really special way to say: whats up girl lemme get your number.

ayy yoo wagwan piffting lemme get your bbm pin

by S0muchM3NY April 12, 2017

pishtoink

The flick you give with your pointer finger while using your thumb to create the movement.

I pishtoinked Doug's ear after he made fun of me.

by PortJ September 4, 2006