Before sex, hang a brightly colored pinata full of feces over the area you wish to climax in. Whilst climaxing, quickly punch the pinata open, and let the shit fall out onto you and your lover while you cum. Afterwards scream, "CRAFTY PINATA!".
You: Just the other night I pulled a crafty pinata with my bitch.. It was the bomb!
Friend: No way, dude! She let you??
You: She had no idea it was coming!
Friend: No way, dude! She let you??
You: She had no idea it was coming!
by TheHungryCouch July 27, 2011
Get the Crafty Pinata mug.The act of eating so much confetti (or candy) till you're shitting nothing but in, then hanging yourself naked with a grenade in your anal cavity with a note tied to the pin saying "haha enjoy" and waiting for someone to find your body.
Person 1: Dude you look sad, what's up?
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.
by AnythingForMemes January 6, 2017
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Get the pinata mug.Party piñatas are traditionally shaped as donkeys and are candy filled with a hard exterior. Someone who acts like an ass but is actually a sweet person can be described as a piñata.
You: "Ugh, Sean is such a jerk! I don't know how you're friends with him."
Me: "Actually, he's a piñata. He puts on this front as a womanizer and a douche bag, but is the nicest person."
Me: "Actually, he's a piñata. He puts on this front as a womanizer and a douche bag, but is the nicest person."
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