pigeon

to shit and piss at the same sitting, or having to do this

oh fuck, i got to go pigeon!

by fartsniffer May 25, 2002

pigeon

Someone who locks themselves in their room. They love getting pokey stix and taco bell. They also love doing lab reports. They usually will cough when starting to talk. Most of their time is spent on the phone with their mother. Often times she will order him pokey stix. This person also does not shave, causing them to get a "blackbeard". They also shower at weird times, like 2am. These people also have been known to shower with a bathing suit on. They also take their shirts off to take a shit. One time, the pigeon peed all over the bathroom floor, because he missed the toilet. If you find a pigeon living near you, please be careful, offer to order him pokey stix and he will not attack you.

" pigeon, why does the bathroom smell like pee"
" i missed the toilet and got it all over the floor"

"pigeon, drive me to taco bell"
"go away, im on the phone with my mom"
"come on pig, ill buy you a taco"
"ok fine, lets go"

"pigeon, wanna hang out"
"i cant, have to write lab report"

by gumby's delivery guy December 13, 2006

pigeon

Dirt-ay hoe that fucks a guy once and doesnt leave. She gets him to pay her bills and have her babies and take care of them while she fucks other guys

Sabrina is a pigeon

by Melvin_flynt_da hustla November 13, 2003

pigeon

pretty much, it's code for "that's what she said."

"OMG it's so big!!"
"Pigeon!"

by fxyeah June 12, 2009

pigeon

a euphamism often used to refer to an ugly ass bitch who be too goddam fucked up to even look at. but hell, she fuckable.

Yo don't be hittin that girl ramone, she be a fuckin pigeon.

by jason biggs June 12, 2002

pigeon

Insecure hoes who got many kids with differnt fathers. still live with ther parents and they make their mother watch em while they go out and try to baby trap another brotha.

yo dog watch out fo' them pigeon they psycho hoes bitch!!!

by Noble Knicht May 8, 2003

pigeon

Someone who goes around begging people for their scraps all the time, much like the birds that roam the streets of big cities. A pigeon typically asks for handouts from friends, family, and the government. Pigeons tend to be liberal scum that embrace being handed things that aren't theirs and that they don't deserve.

"Will asks me for my leftover pizza every time I order myself some."
I'm not surprised, the fuckin pigeon asks me for all my leftovers too.

by tjax69 March 9, 2014