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Definition 1:
A long expression used in reaction when something unbelievably crazy has just occurred / been witnessed / someone has found out about.

Definition 2:
Can also be used to describe the actions of an individual or group, who has just completed something of remarkable skill or achievement, and are worthy of comparison to Batmans skills.

Derived from the Robin ‘The Boy Wonders’ TV show catchphrase;

“Holy (insert object / person / event here) Batman!!”
Example 1:

Greg: “I just saw two trains crash together, and everybody onboard walked off alive!”

Jake: ”Holy fucking pit shit Batman!”

Example 2:

James Bond: "I just saved the world, killed the bad guy, fucked three women, and learnt how to tap-dance all on the way back here to HQ"

M: "Holy fucking pig shit Batman!"
by Mr Captain Monkey March 18, 2012
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Pig Slayer

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An individual who engages in sexual acts with one or both of the following:
a)war pigs
b)liqour pigs
while possibly listening to the theme song pig slayer which is a parody of the song " go getta" by young jeezy.
Pat: "Hey check out that girl over there with that war pig. Will you wingman it one time for me?"
Stephano: "Maaan I was pig slayer last week and I don't feel like doing it again..."
*sly smirk*
Stephano: "Just playin"
Both: "hahaha"
by Brett Zaccaria December 22, 2007
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The act in which two gay men commit beastiality by having intercourse with and infant pig. This act causes the piglet's organs to be forced out of it's other orphices. There is also a large amount of fecal matter that accumulates during the process.
Hey Billy, my dad's pig just gave birth. Let's go do a louisiana pig sloppin ass fuck. It will be fun.
by johnnydogbluff August 7, 2011
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pig switch

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A switch fitted to the inside back of our heads (possibly placed there by aliens) which will be operated when a certain amount of alcoholic beverages have been consumed. Once the "pig switch" has been operated, a man's behaviour will become very erratic, generally he will cease drinking with his buddies and go on a mission to get laid with any female that says "yes". As a rule of thumb, these females will be ugly in the extreme.
WARNING: Women can often sense when these switches have been activated (possibly by being in tune with their ovaries), and will often use this time to facilitate an impromptu marrage proposal.
Ben: What happened to you last night Bluey? You were there drinking with us and then all of a sudden you dissapeared.
Bluey: I'd had so much beer that my pig switch was activated. I wandered in next door to the disco and picked up the first chick that would go with me. When I woke up next to her this morning I discovered that she was an absolute 3 Tusker
by ulb remorse October 21, 2009
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Queen Pig Syndrome

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That strange scenario that occurs in a large group - usually in the workplace but especially so on training courses, at conferences or at the end of a night out - where the females present are at best distinctly average and, for the most part, pretty honking.

For some reason, one always just about stands out over the others and is feted upon by all of the males present, despite the fact that not only is she at best decidedly average but, at worst, wouldn't get a look next to most reasonably attractive women (well - at WORST you'd be turning her down after ten pints of any regular night out). It is she who is least horrid of the pretty shitty group, the best of a bad bunch...Queen of The Pigs.

The latching on of the guys to this massively-overrated horror is termed 'Queen Pig Syndrome'.
"I am so gonna steam in on that Janine girl later"

"Her? Why man, she's nothing special"

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"Dude, look around - the only reason you're even looking at her is that Elaine looks like she's had a stroke, Sandra has less teeth that my grandma and Joanna may well be a John from where i'm sitting"

"Ah - queen pig syndrome! Phew, that was close. Didn't realise what I was doing...".
by TheHairyEgg October 4, 2011
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pig squeel

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it's a way to scream.
i do pig squeel in this band dude!
by Steiff September 14, 2007
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pig-stabber

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A guy who habitually picks up obese women.
Did you see the whale that Sparky brought home last night? He is such a fucking pig-stabber.
by Snapperhead September 17, 2005
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