pickled

confused. see also confuzzled

i'm pickled. what was the question again?

by mad sam purple'ead January 22, 2005

pickle

man/woman/hermaphrodite known to be completely and utterly swole, infallible in all situations, and always ready with a witty retort.

There is no way the pickle brought that fatty home from the bar, and if you ask about it you will be made to look like a fool.

by CoachMcJerk August 16, 2010

Pickled

The act of letting your erect penis become limp inside a vagina. Essentially letting the cucumber become "pickled". Not very much fun for either sex.

She was turning me on until she started making cow noises. Totally pickled me.

by snarftits June 16, 2014

Pickling

The practice of inserting a pickle in ones assorted orafices in order to cure venereal disease.

Bob: Hey Joe, your being a douche, what's up your ass?

joe: Sorry Bob, don't mind me. I'm pickling. That hooker gave me the clap.

by Werd smif December 11, 2014

pickles

Nickname for defencemen Marc-Edouard Vlasic on the San Jose Sharks because Vlasic is a popular brand of pickles in the USA. Also a cucumber that is pickled in vinager.

Pickles just scored a goal versus them.
I like pickles.
Some people think cucumbers taste better pickled.

by Pavelski8 March 18, 2007

pickle

the best pizza maker, and he is the best ever soccer player. WARNING do not get in his way

for example pickle bumped of a kid named Jamie and Jamie cried

man 1-hey its pickle
girl 1 - omg he soo hot

man 2- he bumped of Jamie but Jamie is gay

by izheagaya November 21, 2019

Pickling

Lying in a tub full of urine for the purposes of self-cleansing.

1) Good gym sesh bro, I'm going to hit the showers and catch a quick pickle

2) I like to relax at night by lighting a few candles and lying in the tub for a long pickling

by squanch_tanamo_bay July 07, 2018