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Tiktok Philosopher

-a stupid nigga where they only read existentialist books like kafka, camus and dostoyevsky and neglecting other philosophical movement and schools because of tiny their stupid fucking brain to comprehend a book not long than the 19th century.
stupid nigga: i read camus and kafka bro yes i understand life

me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.

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by trolley or trolling? April 25, 2024
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kim namjoon is a philosopher, if you ask him how his day was, he'll answer your question but then he will start speaking about how we should love ourselves. (cutie <3)
by jiminsbitch December 5, 2018
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Philosopher’s Stone

When you take a shit that contains all four elements: fire, earth, water, and air
Bro I just made a fat philosopher’s stone in my toilet
by anonymous March 1, 2024
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Philosopher's Nightmare

Any time you're witnessing a conversation spiral downwards and are able to identify the rhetorical techniques participants are fueling the descent with little hope of being able to recover from. Techniques include cherry-picking, generalizing, the moral high ground, appealing to fear or popularity, aggressive (including passive) behavior, explicit bias and persistent rambling with an intent to win over the other side. You're confident any contribution or attempt to help move the conversation forward will be ignored or met with immediate resistance and rejection.
That post on Facebook about gun control became a Philosopher's Nightmare with most of the participants attacking and distracting each other.
by Dread Pirate Skeptic November 27, 2022
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Philosophical Tiamatism

Philosophical Tiamatism is a philosophical doctrine that uses Tiamatism as the basis of its philosophy, philosophical tiamatism is characterized by supporting extraphysical monism, neutral extraphysicalism, non-dualism, the law of polarity as the main foundation of existence, unity between the physical-extraphysical, material-extramaterial and natural-extranatural, pandivinism, panpsychism, bioequalism and the existence of life forms at an extraphysical level and that they interact with humans in one way or another. Philosophical Tiamatism also supports that the main goal of life and existence is always evolving spiritually until reach a high level of being or even reach godhood and in the end return to the world of origin one come from.
"Philosophical Tiamatism just extracts all philosophical teachings from Tiamatism and turn it into a philosophy, and that's nice to see there are people who still can work on those kind of philosophies and not all people deny and reject those philosophies."
by Full Monteirism May 24, 2021
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