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slugging percentage

1. A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners.

2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.
After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team.
by kris takahashi April 16, 2010
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Pass-the-parcel

Its like the game pass the parcel except instead of a present its cum and everyone passes it to the next player by spitting it into their mouth. Music plays in the game but when it stops, the person with cum in their mouth has to swallow
Do you want to go to Dylan’s house to play pass-the-parcel?

I love the game because i get cum in my mouth
by Partygames February 24, 2020
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porcelain magnets

you shit with such force that it obtains an adhesive that allows it to stick to the walls of the toilet
I had post-mexican blowout and discovered my tirade left the toilet riddled with porcelain magnets.
by Porcelain Magneteer October 18, 2007
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Porcelain Bus

Name given to the toilet when vomiting, used in reference to holding the seat while spewing in the same manner as you would hold a bus steering wheel. Not to be confused with the porcelain pony as quoted above
Shit, I had a few too many jagers, I think i may need to drive the porcelain bus
by timb082 February 5, 2009
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Percolation

Drunk as hell. A person does not percolate or become percolated. Instead, they reach the point of a drunken stupor and are "on percolation."
Woke up in the morning on percolation..." E-40, "Smebbin
by Tre Dizzle June 9, 2011
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Porcelain Cowboy

Banging a girl from behind while she vomits into a toilet. Best used when said girl is completely hammered.
I gave Cally the Porcelain Cowboy last night. She was so trashed. I was like 'Yippee Ki-ah mother fucker! *smack*'
by jterry September 16, 2007
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top percentage rattata

1. Youngster Joey's low level (like REALLY low level) Rattata which is defined as, "Top Percentage" until you beat the shit out of it with your Level 5 Cyndaquil
Remember my super cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is the top percentage rattata"
by Coolcat858 November 26, 2014
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