dece perch

Decent Purchase

Amogh: I just got a chrome hitlist with a balla stat cap.
Straight Guy: what?
Amogh: Dece Perch brohemoth merchin that wip br0 h34d.
Straight Guy: You're a toolb0x.
Amogh: r0flfa14f31

Clearly Amogh has one of the tiniest penises known to man kind.

Now that's a dece perch.

by D1ckP13453r5 January 26, 2009

Parahawking

A sport based on paragliding where the paraglider follows a hawk, using the bird to find helpful thermals to help prolong the flight

Hey Jimmy, I went parahawking last weekend, it was awesome!

by JB42 December 27, 2011

Peahead

a person who's head is abnormally small, and is relatable to the shape of a pea.

"damn! I think Selena is hot"
"man are you blind, she's got a peahead"

by mikekyle jnr June 28, 2013

Perch AIDS

A disease contracted by getting sprayed in the face by the milt (or semen) of a yellow perch while removing a hook from it's mouth after catching it. Fishing for perch is not normally a dangerous activity. If you or a friend gets hit in the face with perch milt, you will forever have "Perch AIDS". There is no cure.

"My buddy went fishing today and caught some perch! He also got sprayed in the face by fish cum, so he now has Perch AIDS forever. Poor bastard."

by Hoody802 August 18, 2013

Peraob

A very Rad Lad

Ay you seen Ava over there she’s a total Peraob

by Odin Jacks best friend December 13, 2020

Perching

The act of using more effort to place a piece of trash on top of an already filled garbage can instead of emptying it.

I was in a hurry so I ended up perching my empty box of pop tarts on the top of the garbage can.

by Hoodrat & Gunshow March 21, 2011

perch

Chill. Adding -in to the end makes it perchin, which means fucking straight up chilling.

1.Thomas: Dude that kids a total douchebag

Dave: Nahh that kid's fuckin perch man

2. Thomas: What are you doing tonight?

Dave: Just perching at home, lets have a fucking booty call

by The entire country of Portugal April 25, 2007