Penis

: a male organ of copulation that in male mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body

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by MaNiAc MiKe April 10, 2003

Penis

The sole male motivation for any approach to a member of the oposite sex. Thick and long it likes to be stroked, always wandering for an ass to poke.

I stroke it to the east, and I stroke it to the west, and I stroke it to the woman that I love best. Cuz I be strokin.

by Jesse McDonald June 6, 2003

Penis

The beautiful thing every girl wants, and that drives them insane during hot sex.

Henrys penis seemed to go right through kaleigh.

by Kaleigh November 30, 2003

Penis

What immature six-year-olds look up on the internet

Your mommy will not be proud

"Penis" is a very bad word

by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013

Penis

A penis is basically a coin. You insert it into the vending machine, which is also known as, a vagina, and it dispenses babies.

Billy stuck his penis in Jill's vagina.

Joanne stuck her penis in Willies vagina.

by SwaggerFacee October 26, 2014

Penis

An exclamation to be shouted as loudly as possible in competition with others, the winner being the one who shouts the loudest. Usual competitions take place in public settings such as malls, classrooms, and libraries. The competition is usually refered to as Penis Wars

(in the library)
John: Hey Mark, do you want to play penis wars?

Mark: Sure, I'll start ... penis.
John: ... Penis!
Mark: ... Penis!!!
John: ... PENIS!
Mark: ... PENIS!!!
Librarian: shhhhh!!!
John: PENIS!!!!!
Mark: ok, you won.

by The original Steve February 24, 2009

Penis

A body organ of male mamals, used for sexual intercourse and discharge of urine. The thing I suck on all night long. G2G so I can give my boyfriend Blake a blow job.

Me giving head to my boyfriend Blake.

by Jessica June 16, 2004