Butt Pastie

Butt Pasty. Not the kind of tasty Cornish Pasty we all love but a pasty-esque excretion from the anus; perhaps even the bi-product of the aforementioned.

I just left a nasty Butt Pastie on her chest.

by Rickanisti February 6, 2018

pasty fart

Farting out diarrhea while crying. Then standing up and cumming on the poop while you let out a tiny little squeaker. Then taking the poop out with your hands and passing gas on it.

"Dude did you see Billy the other day?"
"Yea bro, {lets out a massive fart and then pisses} everyone died because of his pasty fart."
"Yea, let me touch my breasts and cry"

by tinylittleacorn October 29, 2017

Nasty pasty

Means ur an absolute dick

Hey he's a eidiot

Yes he's a nasty pasty

by swyr07 June 30, 2019

Trout pasty

A woman who suffers badly from Thrush so her pasty (vagina) smells of fish which has a hard crusty look to it!

Tracy couldnt wear enough perfume to cover the aroma rising from her trout pasty

by Chillichickadee January 29, 2017

Pasty swig

(noun): asking for a drink when your high as shit.

Ex; hey man i need a pasty swig.

by bigshitty420 March 8, 2011

pasty cakes

Pasty Cakes: A term I use to describe someone who is very white, or albino.

Hey Pasty Cakes!

You're a Pasty Cake.

by Razor7 August 11, 2004

Dirt Pasty

Another word for human or animal defecation - shit.

"Your mate Pete's left another dirt pasty in the oven"

"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"

by dirtdawg January 5, 2009