Farting out diarrhea while crying. Then standing up and cumming on the poop while you let out a tiny little squeaker. Then taking the poop out with your hands and passing gas on it.
"Dude did you see Billy the other day?"
"Yea bro, {lets out a massive fart and then pisses} everyone died because of his pasty fart."
"Yea, let me touch my breasts and cry"
"Yea bro, {lets out a massive fart and then pisses} everyone died because of his pasty fart."
"Yea, let me touch my breasts and cry"
by tinylittleacorn October 30, 2017
by bigshitty420 February 21, 2011
"Your mate Pete's left another dirt pasty in the oven"
"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"
"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"
by dirtdawg January 05, 2009
by Razor7 August 11, 2004
by Little Miss Shag Pasty July 21, 2012
by swyr07 June 30, 2019
Butt Pasty. Not the kind of tasty Cornish Pasty we all love but a pasty-esque excretion from the anus; perhaps even the bi-product of the aforementioned.
by Rickanisti February 06, 2018