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South-parked

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When a Celebrity does something strange, or says something stupid, well, that person potentially would deserve a South-Park episode where that Celebrity will be the main character.
"Hey dude! Kanye West has been south-parked again!!"
by Wilhelm Da-Sein November 13, 2016
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Ball Parked

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When someone places Ball Park hot dogs on someones face or ass in a suggestive position. Then taking a picture or video and sharing it on social media. The person will usally be passed out from drinking, but it nots nessary to count.
Joe was so drunk last nignt he didn't feel it when I Ball Parked him. I must've put a dozen hot dogs.

After drinking all those shots last night, you guys could've Ball Parked me last night. The only way I would've found out is if I saw it on social media!
by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020
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Parallel Parked

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Getting parallel parked is the ultimate L.

When you parallel park someone in a debate or argument they are left speachless and wanting to end it all for being so fucking smooth-brained because just like driving, they failed hard at parallel parking their electric hybrid solar neutron star powered smart car.
"Hey did you see that interview with Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman? She got her Top-Romen hair parallel parked"
by Send-The-Asteroid June 29, 2021
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OJ Parked

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modifying adj.- Vehicle parallel parked with the rear of the car sticking out farther from the curb than the front end.
Wow! That guy was in a God-awful hurry, his SUV's OJ parked.
by Jim Burke September 6, 2005
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Parallel Parked

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The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.
Sally: How did the date end?

Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.
by MizzM. December 5, 2011
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A woman taking 2 dicks at the same time, doggy style
Did you see that slut get double parked in that porno?
by ub3rst4r August 4, 2014
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triple parked

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One who has not just two, but three drinks on the go at once. Most likely due to the fact they can't handle their drink and should just go home.
Peter is now TRIPLE parked. Someone get this guy out of here..
by OhWowAreYouSerious November 17, 2016
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