Parasite

A parasite is a thing in which sticks to people and acts like one of them. It is a fake bug and can cause memory changes to adapt to the parasite. Kind of like people.

"The parasite is trying to stick to me"
"Dont you mean Yuka?"
"Exactly thats what a parasite is!!"

by Minehodgid October 29, 2018

Information parasite

Someone who always asks for information from other people instead of looking it up themselves.

She asked me all about the assignment. She's such an information parasite.

by Chrischras September 10, 2020

parasitic parasite

an individual who lives off someone that receives social security and or disability

there's Nick the parasitic parasite nurse made to the one legged lady
🦽

by kramallan February 20, 2024

rectal parasite

This is an individual who enjoys the art of ass kissing,ass sucking, brown nosing.

That individual has been in his ass so long as a rectal parasite their DNA's have become one.

by Oseola March 8, 2011

Culture parasite

People who parasitize a culture other than their own.

A culture parasite sucks the life out of a culture while giving nothing back.

by Natural Life December 23, 2021

Political Parasite

Someone who makes politics their entire social identity, and won’t shut the fuck up about politics. Generally, they hate whoever espouses beliefs stemming from a party not of their own.

Don’t talk to Karen, she’s a political parasite, and will be fervently listening to every word you say, and will try to destroy your happiness based on that which she doesn’t agree. Tom is the same way, even though he’s on the opposite end of the political spectrum.

by MayneDeWayne May 27, 2021

parasitic shitdigger

An absolute nobody who looks for minor things to be upset about while taking advantage of others without contributing anything in return.

Person 1 is such a parasitic shitdigger.
Person 2: Yeah, he's useless.

by literal asshole August 2, 2024