Packamole;
A Packamole is a common genetic disorder, prevalent in almost 75% of humans as it is the dominant allele in a mutation of chromosome 1, the largest, withholding 9% of the total DNA in human cells. This, somewhat harmless, disorder can permutate into various diverging genetic pathways, some of these include:
• The BJ lips packamole
• The Crater-face packamole
• The Hemiplegic unit packamole
• The Fivehead/Orange-face packamoles
• The Sheep-shag packamole
• The Female packamole( -very rare permutation )
• The Orange-gut packamole( -mutation of orange face packamole )
• The Small packamole
• The Big Blondemole
These are but a few examples of the many different archetypes of the packamole disorder. But there is one variety of packamole, the packamole to rule them all...
BUCKTOOTH PACKAMOLE LIPS
This is the first packamole to ever have existed, patient zero of the genetic mutation. And possibly the most dangerous to themselves or to others, as when this species are close to other humans, their genetic structure alters them, and they mutate into a new form of packamole. This may also be affecting the DNA of other animal species near, but more tests must be made in order to acquire a conclusive result.
The symptoms of the packamole disorder need not be explained as we all surely know them by heart.
(This definition has been validated by genetics expert senõr yoda, all facts/figures are 100% accurate)
Date:
18/11/2018
A Packamole is a common genetic disorder, prevalent in almost 75% of humans as it is the dominant allele in a mutation of chromosome 1, the largest, withholding 9% of the total DNA in human cells. This, somewhat harmless, disorder can permutate into various diverging genetic pathways, some of these include:
• The BJ lips packamole
• The Crater-face packamole
• The Hemiplegic unit packamole
• The Fivehead/Orange-face packamoles
• The Sheep-shag packamole
• The Female packamole( -very rare permutation )
• The Orange-gut packamole( -mutation of orange face packamole )
• The Small packamole
• The Big Blondemole
These are but a few examples of the many different archetypes of the packamole disorder. But there is one variety of packamole, the packamole to rule them all...
BUCKTOOTH PACKAMOLE LIPS
This is the first packamole to ever have existed, patient zero of the genetic mutation. And possibly the most dangerous to themselves or to others, as when this species are close to other humans, their genetic structure alters them, and they mutate into a new form of packamole. This may also be affecting the DNA of other animal species near, but more tests must be made in order to acquire a conclusive result.
The symptoms of the packamole disorder need not be explained as we all surely know them by heart.
(This definition has been validated by genetics expert senõr yoda, all facts/figures are 100% accurate)
Date:
18/11/2018
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