by wokie-talkie December 29, 2023
Get the palestining mug.A mythological non-country similar to other fantastical places such as Narnia, Westeros and Never Never Land. Although 3,500 years of history and archeological evidence points to the fact that this area is the Land of Israel and has always belonged to and been inhabitanted by Jews, Arab colonizers occupied it along with large swaths of the Levant and North Africa which they are not indigenous to either. Those known as Palestinians (read: terrorists) have a long and glorious history of approximately 59 years, during which they are primarily known for blowing themselves up, beheading children, stabbing civilians, firing kasam rockets, and car rammings. After these festivities die down, they participate in a rituals of crying after the inevitable consequences of their peaceful actions are dropped on their heads in the form of bombs (read: justice). Scientists predict that in the near future Palestine will disappear as magically as it came into being due to a naturally occurring phenomenon called the Nakba II.
Did you know that Palestine was the first country to put a man on the moon? Just kidding, it never existed
In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence
Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!
In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence
Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!
by Zayin on Balestine December 4, 2023
Get the Palestine mug.When you sexually abuse hundreds and the public opinion thinks it's an act of resistance. Murder and terrorism is also included.
by Lion of Gd. January 9, 2024
Get the Palestined mug.Someone who, when disproven with a credible source, denies it and insults you.
WARNING ! DO NOT ASK THEM FOR PROOF, OR ANY SOURCE BACKING UP THAT WHATEVER YOU SAY IS FALSE, THEY WILL BLOCK YOU !
WARNING ! DO NOT ASK THEM FOR PROOF, OR ANY SOURCE BACKING UP THAT WHATEVER YOU SAY IS FALSE, THEY WILL BLOCK YOU !
Person 1: Dude! Dwayne is such a Free-Palestiner!
Person 2: I know right! Every time we argue, he just says that I'm lying and insults me! What am I even lying about?
Person 1: Dude same! And when I asked him what I was lying about, he blocked me!
Person 2: What a douche man!
Person 2: I know right! Every time we argue, he just says that I'm lying and insults me! What am I even lying about?
Person 1: Dude same! And when I asked him what I was lying about, he blocked me!
Person 2: What a douche man!
by HAMAS = TERRORIST November 25, 2023
Get the Free-Palestiner mug.My sister hit me, but I got in trouble with mom because she cried when I hit her back!
Lol you’ve been Palestined bro.
Lol you’ve been Palestined bro.
by Habibi48 December 28, 2023
Get the Palestine mug.Palestine was ruled by Arabs 1000s of years ago but was over taken by the horrible is-not-real (israel) in 1948 since then Israel has been acting like the victim and killing over 30000 people and most of them are kids
Fun fact: it's where one of the most popular mosque of all ( msgid Al aqsa)
It's the birth place of jesus (Muslims and Christians believe in jesus not sure about other religions)
Fun fact: it's where one of the most popular mosque of all ( msgid Al aqsa)
It's the birth place of jesus (Muslims and Christians believe in jesus not sure about other religions)
by Freepalstine May 24, 2024
Get the Palestine mug.A made up country, just like Wakanda of marvel or Zamunda from Coming to America.
The first ruller of this country is: " ".
The courency of this country is: " ".
The first ruller of this country is: " ".
The courency of this country is: " ".
by LCFalcon December 28, 2023
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