padovani

When someone is severely boring and lives in the clouds.

Hes such a padovani

by PSUnited April 1, 2017

Padook

1) (verb) When Jimmy does not complete a task to the satisfaction of others or at all.
2) (noun. Padooken) A clothing combination of loud red polo shirt covered by a tweed jacket found at the salvation army.

Jimmy has really padooked this up.
Look at Jimmy's padooked outfit.
I've got to take a padooken.
I only take it in the padook.

by PadookNet August 23, 2019

Padookie

Noun. puh-doo-kee

A nickname given to a tornado that occurs in, or just near the town of Paducah, Texas.

That supercell is about to drop a padookie right over Paducah!

by stinkywx October 6, 2021

wank paddock

truck stop

the wank paddock was full of trucks with the curtains closed.
in the middle of the day.

by decembeard December 10, 2012

Paedolicious

When a girl, around the legal age of consentual sex but possibly not, is deemed to be do-able.

"Jim's daughter is so fine..."
"Is she 16/18 (eg) yet?"
"I dunno, but she is paedolicious for sure"

by J Spaceman December 8, 2007

Pandora's Pot

The current state of medical marijuana. It's out there, and its not going to terminal cancer patients. And it's not going away.

Cop 1: I can't believe someone gave that toddler a medical marijuana card.

Cop 2: What can you do? It's Pandora's Pot.

Cop 1: F-ing existentialist.

by J.Im June 8, 2009

padooka

period shits a woman gets once a month

"I have my period and I have to shit... ugh I hate padookas."

by lizmell January 20, 2008