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media psychic moment

The moment when, some short time after you and some friends have been talking about some person place or thing, a totally unexpected reference to that same PP or T pops up on tv, radio, print, etc.
Wow, weren't we just talking about Juliette Lewis yesterday? Well I just read that her band's playing at TT's tonight. Media psychic moment!
by Death Ray Santa 666 June 25, 2005
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Street Smart Psychic

Hip, cool psychic reader who taps into your energy to give you a heads up on what is in the stars and who is hanging in the bars. The daily dose of psychic prozac for the psychic junkie who is jonesing for a reading.
The Street Smart Psychic gave the psychic junkie a tarot card reading to give her a heads up on what to expect next and a psychic prescription to go with the psychic prediction...take two fortune cookies and call me in the morning.
by The Street Smart Psychic November 8, 2009
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Dick Psychic

Someone who can guess pretty accurately a guy's dick's characteristics just by looking at him or what his personality is like.

Someone who can almost accurately describe in details the thickness, length, size of balls, color of tip, and how hairy it is.
That girl over there? She's seen so many dicks, she's basically a dick psychic.
by dickpsycho March 11, 2019
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Psycho psychic

people think they're really psychic and there really kind of crazy so I call him psycho psychics. They want to be special and they want to run your life there psycho psychics.
talked to that girl/guy again that psycho psychic and she's predicting my future damn psycho psychics out there !
by Thornova April 13, 2020
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Perfect psychic

The most powerful form in existence created purely by psychic energy, nothing may be more powerful or stronger than this

This form can obliterate the entire memeverse 1,000,000,000 times over using less than 0.00000001% of its power.

It is immune to all forms of psychic power and hypnotisation.

Beings such as chuck noris have not survived even the softest flick.
Perfect psychic Is a form i really want to achieve
by anonymous January 9, 2023
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Welcome to the thing we are all doing... At this point in time we are experiencing...
Hym "The (Psychic) Dictatorship of 'the people you SHOULD be listening to'. It's one large Tu Quoque fallacy. You can see it everywhere. All over YouTube. They don't just arbitrate what you should think or how you should behave... They also dictate 'Who should or should not be listened to.' YOU NEED TO BE TOLD THAT BY YOUR BETTERS APPARENTLY!

Literally 98% of the YouTubers "Don't listen to THEM! You don't even have to listen to ME... But you SHOULD be listening to ME IN ABSTRACTION as someone who WOULD say the things I WOULD SAY to reinforce my ideological presuppositions!"

Hym "See that? ☝️ THAT right there is something to watch out for..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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Fart Psychic

The ability to smell a fart before it is released from the anal cavity. Also known as FSP.
The Fart Psychic predicated that Michael would soon shit his pants.
by TayterPye April 2, 2026
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