Mineman Pretend

Mineman Pretend is a term for Minecraft Roleplay servers. Basically D&D but usually more focused on roleplay and less on mechanics, with your avatar's skin representing your character's appearance, your character's placement in the world representing where your character is in the world, and plugins to make your chat messages only appear to players in a certain radius.

I sure wish my old Mineman Pretend server hadn't shut down. I had a lot left to do with my character. Oh well, I'll try applying to this new server, Saphriel.

by Minemanner October 8, 2019

Pretendicitis

A combination of words "Pretend" and "Appendicitis" used to describe the act of faking an injury or illness for personal gain.

Nicholas wasn't feeling Baseball Practice last Friday. As a result, he caught a bad case of Pretendicitis that left him benched with a fake sprained ankle.

by PositivelyPisces May 23, 2018

Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

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Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Pretend the titans are attacking the city

When you are in a dire situation, you say this to hype up the squad and give them the ability to work together with no issues.

(the squad drops in tilted and half the game is there)

Squad member 1: Pretend the titans are attacking the city!

Squad members in unison: AHHH!!!! MY SOLDIERS RAGE MY SOLDIERS SCREAM!!!

Squad wipes out tilted and ends up getting the victory royale

by worthiuss November 27, 2023

Keep Pretending

THAT is what they want to do. It doesn't matter what they call it.

Hym "They want to keep pretending. They keep pretending that when a kid in Wausau murders his own parents... That MY THING wouldn't have stopped it from happening. They are going to HIDE whether or not it was the result of the weaponized schizophrenia because they don't want to have to give up on the idea of CONTROLLING OTHER PEOPLE'S MINDS in a way that THEY KNOW does not work. It doesn't matter how many people they have to sweep under the rug, as long as they can keep pretending that their minds are not inferior. This is and always has been about PROVING ME WRONG, regardless of whether or not I actually AM wrong, and then covering up evidence that I am right so that the public doesn't turn on them and take THEIR shit away. AS THEY SHOULD. These people are mentally retarded garbage and the deserve LESS THAN NOTHING. It isn't about protecting kids or morality or anything that I did. It is about NOT HAVING TO LIVE BENEATH ME... IN SPITE OF THE FACT that it is WHERE THEY BELONG."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2025