PENIS POPTART

The act of inverting your penile flesh within your large scrotal gap with the index finger and continue to push until the act of tickling your own prostate is achieved.

OMG DaD we just witnessed the penis poptart, why didn't you tell us about it sooner

by BoringAnusEsquireThe3rd November 03, 2020

poisoned poptart

When a female becomes infected with and std, her poptart is now poisoned.

"I was gonna tap dat but then I realized she had a poisoned poptart."

by gnk333 February 14, 2017

Ogre Poptart

A genetically modified Poptart made specifically for ogres. You can buy Ogre Poptarts at Shrek's Swamp
This item is usually very fucking crunchy.

Give me your fucking ogre poptart

by RaccYT June 16, 2020

You a poptart

A person who acts hard in front of friends/people or in general , but are really soft.

Boy 1:Ay you a bitch
Boy 2: Let’s catch the ones then
Boy 1:Why you tryna fight

Boy 2:That’s what I thought, you a poptart

by WinnighaThePoo August 26, 2021

Chocolate poptart

Eating this means you eat ass

Nathan loves chocolate poptarts.

by Dom_me_plz April 25, 2019

Crunchy poptart

An unwashed, dry, semen caked-up vagina.

After a long night at the gangbang, her crunchy poptart gave my penis road rash.

by DirtyDenimDawn March 05, 2018

Closet Poptart

A person who was believed to be straight for a long period of time who suddenly "comes out of the closet," in an unexpected and rapid manner.

I thought Jim was a playboy who railed dimes every day, untill he gave all the guys head at Becky's sweet 16. Fucking closet poptart!

by WebstersXXX January 11, 2015