I'll pop your tart

Phrase meaning "I'll have sex with you" with a cleaner wording. Pop and tart can be replaced with other words like "I'll jack n your box" or "I'll cream your cheese" etc.

Random kid: "I could really go for a poptart right about now!"
Cool kid: "I'll pop your tart!...hehehehehhe"

by cgett69 September 23, 2011

human pop tart

just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk

that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart

by XenoN461 April 19, 2018

Pop tart

A term used in the punk community, refers to basic white girls who aren’t particularly interesting. Usually are skinny with long blonde hair and wear a lot of makeup.

Guy: Did you see the new girl? Isn’t she hot?
Friend: Yeah, she’s just too much of a pop tart for me.

by griffinthomas May 14, 2021

The Pop Tart

The act of giving a creampie and hotboxing the room

did you hear aiydn used The Pop Tart on some girl last night?

by EmaciatedSpruceTree December 31, 2023

popped my tart

The act of a female having her first actual orgasm, and then realizing it.

Holy shit, I think you just popped my tart.

by LosT January 16, 2014

Pop tart

Ayoung woman who dates/has sex with older men for the perks.

Chaz: So, Sally left you as she's now someone's sugar daddy girl?
Byron: That's right; she's a pop tart.

by Chasmo114 July 16, 2023

Pop tart culture

The pokemon playing, pop tart munching minuture people in public schools

There's ten packages of pop tarts around outside with that pokemon playing game this pop tart culture has been here forever when's COVID end? Can we keep our new friends? Colonization!!!

by Cody5050 January 14, 2022