Poon

When you've got to poo real soon. The point at which you realize that it's coming, and pretty soon you won't be able to stop it, so you better find a fuckin toilet!

Get the fuck out of the shitter, I'm gonna poon!

by sirjamesalot October 16, 2008

poon

adj. Different useage of the word pwn.

When I go to play Couter-Strike with my hacks on, I poon noobs.

by JESUS April 14, 2005

Poon

female genitals

i dropped a load with my wet noodle on that chicks poon

by hty June 12, 2003

poon

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse

Jade: Oh man I wish he'd poon me up the ass

by Jerooo June 8, 2005

poon

A descriptive term to describe someone who is being lame; or sometimes replaced as a greeting

Person 1--You Want to go grab a drink?
Person 2--Nah, gotta work in the morning.
Person 1--Man, you are being such a poon!

Whaddup poon!

by Fishnuggets January 13, 2009

poon

moon with your penis

I can't believe that Jack pooned here.

by anonymous March 14, 2022

Poon

A McDonald’s phrase for when people order nuggets stands for people order our nuggets

Damn Jared we just took a forty poon

by RealBigRed February 14, 2019