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platonic love

Deep connection bewtween two people with no sexual desire or romantic attachment.
"That's my best friend in the world, but there's nothing but platonic love going on."
by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009
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patol

A word used to describe a girl, typically from a poor background i.e. lower or working class that is more attractive than her contemporaries (although perhaps not physically) by virtue of her personality.

A girl that exceeds the perceived boundaries of her class through her personality and looks.

A hot, lower class girl with an interesting personality. An adjective used to describe this quality in general.
Karla is so patol.

I want me a patol girl.

Janine isn't like her family at all. She's patol.
by 5dollarhoody January 14, 2011
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Patojo

Guatemala word for "kid" it's not slang it's colloquial.
Ese Patojo está muy fuerte!
by Chapitas August 2, 2017
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patootie

A nice word usually used to substitute for "butt" or "ass".
Would I really try to cut up a brand spanking new flashlight? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.
by Craig Johnson June 13, 2004
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Platon

Platon is a sexy ass boy that you will love. He is really friendly and will never betray you. If you ever meet a Platon, don't miss your chance and be his friend
Bro, platon is so lit and hot 🔥
by KidCutta YT November 18, 2020
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Pato

1. Aquatic bird of the family Anatidae, better known as duck

2. Pato, also called juego del pato, is a game played on horseback that combines elements from polo and basketball.

3. If used as "slang" it means gay, homosexual, faggot ect.Its fairly offensive but far from the worst insult. (Those sure of their sexuality are immune to it).
1. El pato esta nadando.
1. The duck is swimming.

2. A pirate el Hugo de Pato está pot comenzar.
2. Hurry! the game of Pato is about to begin.
3. If you can read you will imagine an insult on your own, since I'm reluctant to do so
by EDragon June 21, 2019
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Platonic blowjob

The platonic idea of love is non-physical, so there’s a natural irony in this kind of thing. The word platonic with the word blowjob is automatically an oxymoron. So, the platonic blowjob is a particular kind of act between two people who claim to be friends yet are sexually dependant on one and other (either by desire or sudden necessity). In other words, it’s a kind of booty call where one sucks the cock of the other to save or strengthen the friendship.
Amy: What do you think are the political ramifications of China switching to nuclear power?
Mj: Hey, Amy, I’m sorry but I’m too horny too listen. I think I’m going to have to booty call my ex or hit on that pig drinking by herself over by the pool table.
Amy: No, don’t leave me alone.
Well, then what?
I have an idea! I’ll give you a platonic blowjob!
(Amy drops to her knees in front of MJ mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh)
Ah, thanks. I think that China modernizing to all nuclear reactors will have a profound impact on the price of oil. It will drop . . .
(an example of a friendship saved by the Platonic Blowjob)

John: Are you dating Amy?
MJ: No, I like drinking with her.
John: Aha. She's been giving you platonic blowjobs, hasn't she? What a pig!
by Pigslut Master March 16, 2008
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