when you go to a dealership of some sort, (car, motorcycle, RV boat, etc) and they do math-a-matical magic with your trade, the cost of your new toy, the finance guy and his crap, extended warranties, and when all is said and done, you have no idea if you got a good deal or not.
Bob: Hey guy, nice new car. How'd that all work out for you?
Rob: I have no idea, got pencil fucked at the stealership. All I know is its 359/month for the next 60 months.
Rob: I have no idea, got pencil fucked at the stealership. All I know is its 359/month for the next 60 months.
by 914D April 21, 2013
Get the pencil fucked mug.A political term. When a large portion of a speech is cut moments before the speaker takes the podium.
Mother Fucker! POTUS's chief of staff just pencil fucked us and cut out the entire foreign policy section of our stump.
by Botanicalmaple May 23, 2013
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The Pencil Test is a test to determine if a woman needs a bra or not.
If the woman can hold a pencil under her Breast without dropping it, then they fail the test and therefore need a bra.
If the woman can hold a pencil under her Breast without dropping it, then they fail the test and therefore need a bra.
Drew Barrymore should of tried the Pencil Test before the 2006 Grammy Awards. She would of failed it, and then she would of known that she should've worn one.
by Quick Reply January 19, 2006
Get the Pencil Test mug.An alias referring to a visual artist - usually one that tends to draw or sketch, though it can apply to an artist that works with mediums other than pencils. The term originated from the alias 'pen name' referring to a writer.
Clarissa is still working on that book, she says her pen name is 'Clarisse'." "Hah! Naz is working on the cover, guess she'll have to come up with a pencil name.
by am~ssketch May 13, 2011
Get the pencil name mug.A competition where 2 people take turns taking hits on each others pencils in an effort to break them. 1st person to break the other one's pencil in half wins. The defender holds pencil between thumb and 1st finger of both hands like a karate board. The attacker holds their pencils (eraser end) with thumb and 1st finger of one hand, and the thumb and middle finger of the other hand on the (writing end). The thumb should be slid further up on the pencil to push down, this generates the downward swing force to break your opponent's pencil. (Snap your fingers and while holding that position after the snap make a pencil touch your middle finger and bottom of thumb with the thumb pressing down make the pencil snap forward)
by Centralhigh December 24, 2008
Get the Pencil Pop mug.Washington, DC, slang: if somebody higher up in government takes a pencil to a speech before you deliver it, that’s called being “pencil-fucked”.
The Secretary for the Interior pencil-fucked me before I could tell North Dakota to get over how many tourists South Dakota gets at Mount Rushmore.
by mum61e January 2, 2012
Get the pencil-fucked mug.your typical white-collar employee. he often does meaningless and repetitive work such as copying-and-pasting or entering details from 9 to 5 on week-days. he is not only mildly bored by his job, but genuinely resents it. he also usually has a handful of people above him on the coperate ladder whose asses he is regularly forced to kiss.
by Ishta October 7, 2006
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