My Gym Partner Is a Monkey

One of the biggest pieces of shit to hit television. About some kid who has to go to a school full of fuckin talking animals because his last name is "Lion". So freakin' stupid. This term can also be associated with anything that's a piece of shit or anything that sucks ass.

Waiter: How was the food?

Person: It was a complete my gym partner is a monkey!

by Monad December 29, 2007

Political Parties

Different groups or factions that have certain opinions on issues and attempt to convince the general public that their position is the correct path, in the hopes that they will be chosen to lead their country.

They all have problems. For example, the two major U.S. political parties:

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.

She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She
shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?

I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the
balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have
no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly,
you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position
you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."

by coldpaws January 30, 2005

Sex Partner

A person which you have only sex with

Guy 1-Have you seen Jakes with Tessa
Guy 2-Bro she’s my sex partner

by Rick&Morty Lover123 April 18, 2020

fucking partner

a person you fuck but have no feelings for

fucking partner is your local whore

by ishmal September 1, 2006

parties

Weed and alcohol. What was once a simple, innocent, get together for friends and family, is now essentially a cool kid hangout to "get drunk" and "get high" as if it's the only way to have a "good time". Typically, shitty music is played at these but everyone seems to enjoy it for one reason or another (mostly because a good 90% or so don't have actual personalities).

See also: party.

Dipshit: Dude, are you going to the party this weekend?
Me: Nah, I've got better things to do with my time.

by cakedonkey November 22, 2004

Partners in poon

Two guys, usually best buds, who back each other up when it comes to the ladies. they are each others wingmen, and occasionally will both try to get with the same girl

"hey, dude, mark just helped me hook up with that chick. we're partners in poon"

by mistermach7 February 9, 2010

Stunt Partner

A stunt partner is a colloquial term for friend with benefits.
A person who you engage in casual sex with.

Jill is single but she and Jack are stunt partners so I would wrap it.

by geniusxfox February 14, 2012