Kamren Perkins

Kamren Perkins is a wanna be air traffic controller who will never fulfill this aspiration because of his unprofessionalism, racism, and ignorance. Even if Kamren makes it into the FAA academy, he will most likely wash out because he will tell his instructor that he is being taught incorrectly because VATSIM does it a different way. Kamren also thinks he should be allowed to work a final position during a FNO but he can't even run a sweatbox scenario without the first 2 planes having a deal. A Kamren typically spends a majority of his time controlling with the 'Southern Mob' and responds for EVERY ACE team request. Kamren closely resembles John Manley with his racist remarks as well as a typical Memphis controller with his controlling skills.

Dude, did you see that Seattle FNO last night? It was a real Kamren Perkins.

by anyonecandothis01234 May 19, 2018

Portable Parking Lot

A car carrier truck. A truck used to haul cars to a dealer's lot.

Mack drives a portable parking lot for Ford.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

The Perkins Effect

A dangerous social syndrome in which young, unsuspecting girls continue to find themselves attracted to an older, shifty boy, despite his obvious intentions to use them physically. The syndrome seems to be so far developed as to involve actual feelings of respect and admiration on the part of the young female victim.

"I don't understand how the freshmen girls always fall for senior guys, it's not fair!"

"It's The Perkins Effect."

by Andy Hall February 28, 2005

Parking Mirage

What seems like a great parking spot when you're in a rush, only to be already taken by a small car or motorcycle.

There was an amazing spot in the theater lot, but it turned out to be a parking mirage.

by Ivana Holdurbut March 29, 2010

Trailer Parking

A below average and trashy girl to stick your dick in for the short term but you wouldn't want to spend the night or revisit her anytime soon because she is true trailer trash.

After the bar closed Bob elected to go trailer parking rather than spend the $100 bucks and call a service.

by Harleyboy684 May 12, 2009

Meet me in the parking lot

It's the equivalent of saying "Fight me." or "Meet me in the bathroom."

"Deadpool is pansexual and anyone who says otherwise can meet me in the parking lot."

by A Mystery, motherfucker. July 6, 2018

Rockstar Parking

When you find an amazing parking spot in a crowded lot as if you were a Rockstar and it was saved just for you.

Passenger: Damn, there's crap load of people at Wal-Mart this morning

Driver: That's ok, cause... yup, got my Rockstar Parking right here.

Passenger: Lucky bastard.

by mschne7 June 15, 2009