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Painter's Snuffjob

To mistake paint for yoghurt and die as a result of it's consumption
My grandpa died of a Painter's Snuffjob, he drank paint mistaking it for yoghurt
by DancingJebus November 9, 2023
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Painter

When your shit is so long it hits the bottom of the toilet and when it breaks off and falls to the side it paints a brown streak across your ass cheek.
Sorry I’m late. I had to clean up after the painter.
by Buster Scrapings December 6, 2023
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Shit-Painter

When certain celebrities reach the highest echelons of their own personal opinions they arrive at the hallowed level of Shit-painter.

This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified
"I saw Chris Martin of Coldplay down the high street yesterday, wouldn't even stop for a selfie, he's become a right shit-painter nowadays"
by MrWazzer October 15, 2021
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Painter

Very random person in the Crackhead Dungeon server who will find an interest for 2 days then move on to the next one, also really likes roleplaying and asks if we can everyday, also has her status to offline 99.99% of the time.

(Nobody will get this reference)
-“Oh wow, Painter’s finally online!”
-Painter just made another edgy oc!
by Dazzh September 6, 2021
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Painters Guff

The particular gaseous excretion from the female back passage of the species during the time of the dreaded period.
Oh dear, Audrey stinks!! Must be painters guff!!
by SonOfGoatBoy June 13, 2021
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Painter

A painter is crap so long and hard it hits the bottom of the bowl and leaves a streak on a cheek as it falls to the side.
Sorry I took so long, I had to clean up after the painter.
by Buster Scrapings April 29, 2022
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Mr. Painter

Mr. Painter is a top G
by Hi peps September 27, 2022
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