L.P.

lil pooper

when someone is being a shit head

“don’t be such a l.p.”

by cil & hails April 17, 2025

L.P.

If someone has the initials L.P., it means they have a jolly Little Pp. Usually, because of this, they like to remove points from their sworn enemy, Cyrus the Great of Persia.

Man, this L.P. is killing my grade just because my name is Cyrus

by m_hanna28879 September 22, 2025

C.I.L.P.

Cunt I'd Like to Punt - a girl who really fucking sucks and has an overall cunty personality

Prononced silp

"There's this one girl who really gets on my nerves, she's such a fucking C.I.L.P.

by the big fuscinator June 21, 2012

I.r.l.p.

Acronym. Internet radio linking project. The aim of this project is to reliably and inexpensively link amateur radio systems without the use of RF links, leased lines, or satellites.
The IRLP uses Voice-Over-IP (VoIP) custom software and hardware. Coupled with the power of the Internet, IRLP will link your repeater site or simplex station to the world in a simple and cost effective way.

IRLP operates a worldwide network of dedicated servers and nodes offering very stable worldwide voice communications between hundreds of towns and cities. All this with unsurpassed uptimes and the full dynamic range of telephone quality audio.

The amateur radio operator was talking to a friend in England in the I.r.l.p.

by B-rizzle December 27, 2018

h e l p

Something you use when you already spammed "help" in the group chat 15 times but nobody is paying attention

you: help
friends: keep talking*
you: help ples
15 "help's" later*
you: h e l p i h a v e c r i p p l i n g d e p p r e s s i o n

by iliketrains. January 15, 2021

za1q2wxs3edc4rf5tg6yh7u8jmi,9k0o.l-p/;'[=]\

you're so bored that you put all four finders on the keys and see what happens

za1q2wxs3edc4rf5tg6yh7u8jmi,9k0o.l-p/;'=\ did I do that right?

by za1q2wxs3edc4rf5tg6yh7u8jmi,9k June 9, 2022

qrweafsdzvxctiyugkhjb,nmo]p[l\;'

When you get so incredibly bored to a point where its unbelievable, literally to the point where you are about to die of boredom you type this. You take four letters, type the front and the start and then do the middle. Repeat for the whole keyboard.

hey dude
yeah?
im bored
type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
done that
ok how about mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
done that
fine last resort type qrweafsdzvxctiyugkhjb,nmopl\;'

by Curious man June 21, 2023