Owns

Noun: To be completely better than something in every way

"Brandon Owns everything he has ever tried in his life."

by Chronny December 25, 2007

owned

another word in the nerd language, invented and used by nerds, usually means to beat someone at something. this nerd word is usually used in computer games where nerds spent their time in all day

in a fight (in real life)

billy: i owned ur ass bitch
bob: omfg... quit using nerd words kuz owned is not a word
billy: prove it
bob: dude, by saying it you already show dat ur a nerd... u dont see the football players saying dat shit...

by boby2 September 8, 2006

owns

v: Possessing a deed to one's ass

Hamburglar: "Come robble my knobble."

"That statement owns meh"

by Gohei February 26, 2004

OWNED!

n. When one is completely submissive (i.e., "the bitch") to another in a conflict

Lin completely OWNED! Joe the other day with a bombardment of pillows. Joe went home without his masculinity.

by T. Pizzle September 21, 2008

owned

getting beaten in a worse than sad nature

Dude, you just got owned, I saw it, freaking owned!

by soulraiser44 April 22, 2005

owned

To have at some point possessed something or had it in your possession. Or if you're a nerd, you use it after you've insulted or tried to show yourself better than someone, in hopes that they will actually care.

I owned him like a Negro slave.

by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave October 2, 2005

own

To be l33ter than someone or something. To be better. To own. To rape.

"Wow, I owned in that paintball game."

by MF September 1, 2002